Best Stoner Jobs...

[KINGHAZEEE]

In october 2009 issue of High Times there is an article called
"Top 10 Stoner Jobs"
These are not in order.
Glassblower
Coffeeshop Owner
Pot Photographer
Willie Nelson Roadie
Oaksterdam Professor
Snoop's Dealer
Medical Grower
Pot Activist
High Times Editor

In this article they list the "duties, pay/benefits, and downside" of the jobs.
Page 13 of High Times October 2009:jointsmile:

[RideTheWave]

My first job was my best stoner job,I was working the counter at the local pizza place. Best friend's dad and uncle owned the place,and everyone smoked except this one hard metal wannabe kid. Well me and my buddy would go out back before our shift(same days and hours every week we worked together,pretty bitching if you ask me) and smoke a joint or a blunt. One day we ended up making a medium pie with like about a half O in it. Best damn pizza I have ever had. Fridays and saturdays we'd close the curtains and lock the doors for the last hour or so and just sit around drinking and smoking till close. Not to mention paid in cash weekly,and our nugs guy got hired to be a delivery driver.

Another pretty fun place was this frozen custard/ice cream place,it was pretty cool till winter rolled around. Having to open those windows holding cold shit and liquid on your hands was horrible. But the free ice cream and milkshakes were worth it somewhat. After my first week there,it's me and 2 others closing up for the night. Both of them are all nervous and finally ask me if I toke,which made them real happy when I said yes. We ended up clocking out like after 40 mins of smoking,story telling,milkshakes and ice cream lol.

Probably my favorite job was working third shift at a gas station.....with dummy cameras due to cheap ass owner. I'd come in toked up at 10,deal with the usual customers till 11:30 and go take a bowl rip in the bathroom with the big utility fan or the back room. Do my side work which took an hour,hour and a half tops. Basically at 1 am when alcohol is cut off,the store was my play ground. I would smoke joints or my bong outside on the wooded side where the pumps are off at night. Also I brought my laptop in and I'd be playing video games or I'd have a friend or 2 in the booth watching a movie with me as well. Best part is I've made friends with 2/3 of the police force out here,all because I shoot the shit and give a free coffee out lol.

[Xyz505]

i say best stoner job is lissening to music guy dude dudes !!! :rastasmoke::hippy::rasta::jointsmile::smokin:imp::rastasmoke: am currently lissein to boom biddy bye bang lol

[Xyz505]

i say best stoner job is lissening to music guy dude dudes !!! :rastasmoke::hippy::rasta::jointsmile::smokin:imp::rastasmoke: am currently lissein to boom biddy bye bang lol

with the fugeese MySpace - Gabrielle (( MILF )) - 18 - Female - Coast Guard City , Michigan - myspace.com/gh_cheerleader_0o hit me up am in my ferrari check me out i smoke blunts all day bang bang haahha aya y oj da jucieman:smokin: ..*remix*.. oj da jucie man aye aye okay quarter pound half a pound okay ..... dope game easy but the rap game crazy aye aye okye

[MerryPrankstr]

I own a working corn farm with over 400 acres.
No one to deal with except family unless I go into town. :thumbsup:
I could get away with a small outside or greehouse grow, but what would be the challenge in that? :greenthumb:

M.P.

[KingKronic420]

i work in law enforcement...:jointsmile:

really now:wtf:

I love working at U.nited P.ot S.mokers

[boaz]

I own a working corn farm with over 400 acres.
No one to deal with except family unless I go into town. :thumbsup:
I could get away with a small outside or greehouse grow, but what would be the challenge in that? :greenthumb:

M.P.

:greenthumb: that would be my dream stoner job, being a farmer. i grew up on a cattle ranch, and know its a lot of hard work, but it seems like a fun now looking back. writing software is not a bad gig either if your like me and love to write code after some herby. it just makes it funner. :stoned:

[psychocat]

Working as a forklift driver at a world famous brewery. :thumbsup:
It was wicked.

[zeppelin08]

i worked as a pool guy for about a year and a half. not the cleaning part but more fixing pumps/breaks in pipes/electronic screwups. rode around all day (usually put close to 200 miles a day in on the road due to the size of the company i worked for, we had pools all over GA and SC) as long as i got all my shit done every day my boss didn't care how i did it, and never checked my time sheets (had to write down the time you got to and left every house) so i would just add 20-30 minutes to every stop, by the end of the day i had an extra 2 to 3 hours (not to mention an hour lunch break that could be taken whenever i felt like it) to do what i wanted haha. got plenty of tips, twice i got the horny housewife offer (took it once, the second lady looked like java the hutt) never got drug tested...
only complaint i had against that job was it absolutely blew during the winter. it would be 15 degrees and everything i touched was wet, usually covered in ice on cold days. during the summer though, that job was the best you could get. smoke, ride around listening to music, get paid a couple hours extra every day than you actually work, stop and get some food whenever you feel like it, get laid, if i felt like it i could stop by the house during my extra time and take a little nap.... ahhh those were the days :jointsmile:

[uber125]

I use to do Lev.2 tech support for netgear, and get stoned all day long, but then they sent the entire call center over to India... oh well, I still got my weed. :smokin: