holy chitlins, this is the most hilarious thread ever. i love it.
here are a few of my slangings:

JEWFRO-a loosely packed blunt. named after a jewish friend with big hair that couldn't roll.

NEWLYWED-a newbie to the drug world, someone who is just starting to learn how to smoke. smoking is a lifetime commitment, like marriage. so when u just start smoking, your'e a newlywed.

DIAPER-a soggy joint thats too wet from spit to smoke

BEER GOGGLES-the opposite of a designated driver.Meaning, you're going to be drinking. EX) ''Pat's driving tonite so I can be the beer goggles"

BAGGIE-a stoned person that's being annoying. Named after a kid who was being too annoying, so we put a plastic bag on his head. EX) "quit being such a baggie"

KRUNK-another word for crank. EX) krunk it up, i love this song.

RETARD- a joint that falls apart, cause whoever rolled it is a retard for messing it up

DRIVER-the first person to hit the joint

MIDGE-a dime baggie, because its a midget ziploc bag.

FONANGLE, SHLEPPIN-what happens when you try to talk with cottonmouth.

SALAD-shwag