if something unfortunate happens, i say, "I SAY GODDAMN!!!"

and "WE LIIIIIIKE IT" it usually a sarcastic remark meaning just the opposite

or FUCKED UP AS A CAN OF BISCUITS, got that from an old hippie/stoner dude

if someone's fucked up and acting dumb as hell and people are commenting, i just say, "dude, just let him fuckin' tweek" ... which came from some friends but they obviously got it from the South Park character Tweek

a TATER or a HOG LEG is a fat joint

of course the ever-popular "L" , or blunt

if somebody wants to smoke the last little bit of your cigarette they'll say, "lemme get a short" ... and if you slack them and give them like two hits worth they'll say "man that's a jailhouse short what the fuck is that shit"

everything used to be DA BOMB, now it's THA SHIZZLE