Your stoner slang...

[motahead]

I had this swiss-german metal head snowboarder roomate once.

He used to roll awesome j's euro-style (with a little tobacco)

He asked me what we called joints in america. So I told him we call them joints or "spliffs" like in the UK.

"Spleeefs?" He said.

I thought that was hilarious so everytime he rolled one up. I was like "What's up with that SPLEEF dude.."

He was like "YA, Doode. I roolled a spleeef mein freund."

We used to drink Heinekens too. So the rountine got to be called a "Spleef n' Hein" or "Spleef en Hein" which sounded German to me.

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

i have a lot of different friends in different groups, so a lot of the slang up here and

tampon - a dime bag hidden in a tampon (i had a friend i used to help out and so she didn't get caught i used to hide it in tampon applicators. that's where i used to hide my dank shit in my room)

camping - it's used when someone forgets to hit the bong and makes everyone in the circle wait; also use other words about camping, setting up camp, setting up a tent etc.
ex. - mike forgets to hit, someone else says "hey mike, you're camping." or "hey mike, what are you doing, setting up camp?"

stuck - when you zone out and you're just sitting there and thinking, not paying attention to people or conversation around you.

[king kong bong]

we used to use campin but now we use sleepin.

[ScarlettCrush]

the mad note- extra cool
I'm the mad note!

Krippy- someone who is incapable of doing anything when high.
I been asking Dag to get me a drink for a minute now he just stares off, yo.
You know better, Dag's a fucking krippy.

[BizzleLuvin]

holy chitlins, this is the most hilarious thread ever. i love it.
here are a few of my slangings:

JEWFRO-a loosely packed blunt. named after a jewish friend with big hair that couldn't roll.

NEWLYWED-a newbie to the drug world, someone who is just starting to learn how to smoke. smoking is a lifetime commitment, like marriage. so when u just start smoking, your'e a newlywed.

DIAPER-a soggy joint thats too wet from spit to smoke

BEER GOGGLES-the opposite of a designated driver.Meaning, you're going to be drinking. EX) ''Pat's driving tonite so I can be the beer goggles"

BAGGIE-a stoned person that's being annoying. Named after a kid who was being too annoying, so we put a plastic bag on his head. EX) "quit being such a baggie"

KRUNK-another word for crank. EX) krunk it up, i love this song.

RETARD- a joint that falls apart, cause whoever rolled it is a retard for messing it up

DRIVER-the first person to hit the joint

MIDGE-a dime baggie, because its a midget ziploc bag.

FONANGLE, SHLEPPIN-what happens when you try to talk with cottonmouth.

SALAD-shwag

[BizzleLuvin]

NUKE-a tall bong

FOOG-a female dealer, named after Anita Fooglin; the chick dealer in my 'hood

CUDDLE-taking too many hits on your turn EX) 'Quit cuddling with the bong'

MATCHBOY-a young dealer

BUNG-a homemade bong

REEF LAUREN- heavy scent of weed. named after the the perfume, polo ralph lauren. EX) 'your car smells like reef lauren.'

UNCLE SMILEY-weeds.

ARTHRITIS-when a person can't roll joints EX) 'youre joints are so bad, you must have arthritis'

GUTTER-the last person to hit.

[ScarlettCrush]

hahaha I smoke out of a bung!

and we called them diapers too..nice crossover reference. I wonder how much slang is regional.

[STDzRus]

Drop that fire in that T and burn it up.

[the last stand]

ketamine monkey- for when someone just goes all comatose from smokin too much...used to happen a lot when we were younger, lol.

[the last stand]

oh, i forgot. My fave expression - Nasty Lasties- the hot, cardboardy roach, when the J is almost gone..."you want nasty lasties?"