Your stoner slang...

[grasshopper420]

Fly The Maverick---meaning to get baked
e.g. you wanna go fly the maverick???
helicopter fuel---meaning weed/hash/honey oil/kif
e.g. i got some helicopter fuel on me
high octane---meaning good quality weed
e.g. this is some high octane fuel bro

[J4ay20]

smacked - really high
u got that - you got any bud?
trippin - really high
ima hit a jack/j - smoke a cigarette or joint

[Strikerrr]

Dude I should run this thread. Like for real.

Fire = bad ass. Like the hair on weed.

Yo your moms bagels are the fucking fire.
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Being a bo jangle's - Beau is our friend, we call him bo jangle's he's stingy on weed.

Man why are you packing that bowl like your some sort of bo jangle's
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Grangle - To dominate something and gain it in your possession.

Yo I'm about to grangle me some cigarettes.
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That 5- in reference to the all mighty 5 5 5 deal.

Yo Someone call up dominoes and get "That 5".
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S a B. pronounced Es ai bee. - smoke a bowl

Yo I'm gonna go and S a b real qucik.
Can be used as s aj for smoke a joint. and shit. Abreviating shit was a whole slang phase I went through.
I have more but not stoned enough to think of em'
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Oh and for halo 2 fans. The fire ice. A combonation between the smg and the plasma rifle.

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Last one. Breaded- Cooked. Burnt ,so high it's not even funny.

Yo I'm straight breaded foo'.
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Whisper in the wind. - smoke some weed in a pyrex.
Yo lets whisper in the wind.
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Tenner- A girl that looks like she's ten but you'd still fuck.

Yo lookat all this fucking tenners. Get outta here we're gonna get arrested.

[king kong bong]

oh man are you ready...

dd=double d=doodoo=schwag/dirt weed
"man,im tired of smokin this double d."

flanders=twitch(origin-theres this crackhead in my hood that looks like ned flanders from the simpsons and always twitches.sometimes even pulls double and triple twitches at a time)
"damn g,you doing flanders off the double d."

h2o=dro(sometimes use drizzle)
"yo what we burnin,some h2o?"

jungle it=to roll the blunt so tight you have trouble pulling(origin-some kid i knew back in the day used to roll the blunt too tight sometimes we would have trouble pulling.one day we seen him rockin these pajama pants that looked like some jungle gear and dubbed him jungle.
"dont jungle the blunt again,last time i had trouble pulling."

the kong=my homemade 2 liter soda bottle bong
"what are we smokin outta,a spliff or the kong?."

slobbered=to get spit on the end of the blunt/spliff
"ok,who slobbered the L?."(side note-can anyone explain to me why they call a blunt an L?,i never quite understood that one.

done with the dunn=to be super high(origin-knew this kid named dunn that would be mad high off about 2-3 pulls)
"damn dont tell me?,you done with the dunn off the double d?

doing the professor=to stare at the blunt as it is being passed to each person(origin-my brother did this and one time even stared at me put the blunt out on the wall and he had a stance like a college professor)aka fiend
"yo stop doing the professor,relax,you gonna get your turn."

thats all i can think of right now.if i think of anymore ill post them later.

[Edgar]

Smokem peace pipe.


You know what it means.

[colton]

Lean - to be stoned - "im fuckin lean"

Bunny/
Booga - Joint - Roll a bunny/booga

Skin up - "roll a joint" (im sure everyone uses this)

Jamaican woodbine - A fat Joint - "im mashed i just smoked one of those jamaican woodbines"

[buddymyfriend]

[QUOTE=colton]Lean - to be stoned - "im fuckin lean"

We say that, damn im lean up!

Rizla=skins, that's about it!

[LOVElife]

Scales - We call Jimmys (Jimmy Nail)

Cocaine - Ken (Ken Kniff(Sniff)) / Bugle (Nose)

Weed - Yellow

[dirty raider]

Bungles finger - A blunt (Bungle's a bear character from a kid's TV show called Rainbow).

All I can think of at the moment.

[Chronic]

We don't really use much slang but;

Magical/Naughty Roll Up = spliff