Your stoner slang...

[Oli]

Monged is used here for when you've smoked something really indica and just can't be arsed to move. You sit there watching whatever the fucks on tv and the only thing you'll move for is food.

[Pass The Rizla]

An Abortion = A really badly rolled joint or blunt

"hey man thats an abortion"

[I Need Money]

nigger lip: to wet the back of the joint. ( damn, you straight nigger lipped that shit fool).

bogart: to hold the J for way to long. (Stop bogarting that shit, bra).

blitzed: really stoned. ( dude im fucking blitzed).

cached: smoked enough . (no thanks dude, im cached)

[Smokey McPot]

When a bowl is done we call it "cashed"

"Man that bowl is cashed, blow it out."

[kablam]

Haha, great thread... Here is some from back in the day when I was young and cool and actually had a bunch of stoner friends. haha

dilly - banning someone from hanging out.
eg. Did you hear about john? He narked on joe so now he's dilly'd

Schlumpin' - A car with alot of bass
eg. Damn, john just got some twelves and a new amp and now he's way schlumpin.

B.B. - Beater Bug (my friends and I were and still are into VW's)
eg. John just bought this rusted out '62 with a 1200cc motor, a total BB.

Choppin or Yoppin - Referrs to oral sex
eg. Damn... John brought some girls over, total sluts, they were choppin everyone up.

Siderunner - Joint that burns down one side
no need for an example but I like canoeing better.

Bic it - Turning a badly rolled joint into a bowl.
eg. Man that joint sucks so let's bic it.

Bible study - Low key way to call a smoking session
This one came from a friend of mine who rolled a J with a page of the bible when we were caught without papers or pipe in a hotel room.
eg. Dude... john just scored a sack, let's have a bible study at his house.

Spliff or Coner - a cone shaped joint rolled with the "L" shaped paper set up described in a previous post. No example necessary

Frying balls - trippin really hard on acid or shrooms.
Dude, john just ate a 5 strip, that fool's frying fuckin balls.

I could go on for days but I won't.

[jadeius]

thanks for the props...

that movie IS the shit.

agreed

[jadeius]

nigger lip: to wet the back of the joint. ( damn, you straight nigger lipped that shit fool).

bogart: to hold the J for way to long. (Stop bogarting that shit, bra).

blitzed: really stoned. ( dude im fucking blitzed).

cached: smoked enough . (no thanks dude, im cached)

we say "chiefin'" instead of bogart

[georgiapeach420]

We don't use much slang but we have said some funny things. One thing was...

"Man, I'm all the way at wal*mart!!" ~ Meaning: Dude I am so high I am [this far away] from this place.
~Depending on how high we are we will substitute different locations.

The other word we came up with is also a rule.

"UNO!!"

Meaning: I get first hit. This rule can only be in use though we at least one person still already high from either previously in the day or from the bowl/joint/pipe/blunt from earlier in the day.

[st0n3r]

''is that doobie square?'' when ya have held it 4 too long
''im wankered'' off ma fuckin head
''fancie a j-lo?'' fancie a Joint?

[jadeius]

We don't use much slang but we have said some funny things. One thing was...

"Man, I'm all the way at wal*mart!!" ~ Meaning: Dude I am so high I am [this far away] from this place.
~Depending on how high we are we will substitute different locations.

The other word we came up with is also a rule.

"UNO!!"

Meaning: I get first hit. This rule can only be in use though we at least one person still already high from either previously in the day or from the bowl/joint/pipe/blunt from earlier in the day.

OMG that UNO!! thing kicks ass, never thought of that