Your stoner slang...

[PurpnCoke34]

Well, me and my buddies have came up w/ some pretty crazy shit while stoned, and we've even made words and use them daily, spreading it to our non-smoker pals, and they still use them. I was wondering... do any of yall have any words or saying that you made up or you dont think many people use? If you do... leave em here, and use them in a sentence to explain. I just thought this might be funny... and here's some of ours.

Nasty Nate (can be used as Nate, or Nasty FUCKIN Nate)
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Meaning : Hell No
-Usage-
You : Lemme get that 4 for the 35
Drug Dealer : I can do 5 for the 45
You : Nasty Nate

or

Friend : Hey man, here's 5, I forgot the other 10 I was supposed to throw in, you got me though right?
You : Nasty fuckin Nate, you better come up w/ some money.

Ronk
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Meaning : To do something, in large amounts
-Usage-
"Man, I cant wait to get out of here and get to Mickey D's Im gonna ronk up like 4 double cheeses for real"

or

"Im about to go ronk up the shitter"


Shady McGrady
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Meaning : Someone who is shady... always acting strange
-Usage-
"Dude... Larry is being Shady McGrady for real, I can't beleive he didn't pick up his phone, then we see his ass w/ that mike's girlfriend"


Ricky Croaty
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Meaning : Someone who is un-cool
-Usage-
"Dude, what the fuck... check out that Ricky Croaty over there lookin like he's gonna deep-throat the bong"


There's more... but Im sick of typing.

Yes, we use all of these on a regular basis.

PurpnCoke34 Reviewed by PurpnCoke34 on 07-19-2005. Your stoner slang... Well, me and my buddies have came up w/ some pretty crazy shit while stoned, and we've even made words and use them daily, spreading it to our non-smoker pals, and they still use them. I was wondering... do any of yall have any words or saying that you made up or you dont think many people use? If you do... leave em here, and use them in a sentence to explain. I just thought this might be funny... and here's some of ours. Nasty Nate (can be used as Nate, or Nasty FUCKIN Nate) -------------- Rating: 5

[s2headhunter]

Haha Smoked...meaning very high...
Hey man Im SMOKED lol sorry but i thought it was halarious when we got one of my stupid friends high for the first time we just got done with bowl 4 and he was like man im smoked lol

[SomeDude]

horty--abnormally large, usually in a bad way

Dude, I got this horty mole growing on my balls, can you take a look at it and tell me if you think I should go to the doctor?

Choppin' on blades--running really fast

I saw the cops pull up, so I started choppin' on blades!

On the mob tip--going really fast, an interjection

Person a: John's girlfriend called and said she was really horned up, so he burned rubber outta here.

person b: On the mob tip!

or

While driving, the driver takes a corner really fast, a frightened passenger might say "on the mob tip!"

[Killa.Kali]

my alltime favorites

Bumped your head -- someone is acting stupid or said somethin really dumb

Dealer: i got ur sack, u got yur money?
idiot: oh shit can you front me?
Dealer: fuck you kid, you bumped your fuckin head!

Gas station -- your bag of weed and/or your stash; to refill your bowl

Guy1: yo homie this bowls been cashed, what you think about takin her to the gas station?

and my favorite

Tasters choice -- a bad taste left in your mouth by any bad drug (usually the last hit of tweak)

*takes a fat shit-rip*
*blows out a cloud of smoke*
AHHHHHH!!!!
*gags or pukes*
TASTERS CHOICE!!!! NASTY!!!!

[Anonymous]

Sometimes me and one of my friends call are j's blockbusters

One time we were out of papers so I pulled out a blockbuster receipt and rolled it up

[Mello.as.Hello]

When we buy weed, we "throw down". Other than that, we don't talk about it too much- at least not enough to make up slang.

[Bman719]

My groups made up words, spread to anyone we talk to really.

Splash- Beverage

ex.
Man I need some Splash. (I need something to drink)

Litro - Lighter
ex.
Let me see that Litro man. (Pronounced Lie-Trow)

You straight up crazy - You are one cool mutha fucka.

Jew - You are a greedy little bitch.

ex.
Quit being a fucking Jew. (I know this shit will offend some people, and we aren't talking about Jew's in a literal sense, more the fact that I have a friend who is Jewish and he's somewhat of a greedy mother fucker... we call him out on his jewish moments... but nothing against the jewish people in general.

Gone - Barely in a conscious state of mind/completely fucked up.

ex.
Man I am fucking gone.

There are others too, i just can't think of them right now on the account of being ripped.

[sik]

joint=atsikindekikelebek bro

[EmTpockets]

OK;
Salty-meaning angry.
eg. Why the fuck u so salty at me?

Chatty-meaning not right.
eg. Man, somethins chatty bout that mufucka....I saw his ass talkin to them boys in blue.

50 hoes(also called them boys, them boys in blue, and haters)-meaning police.
eg. Here come the 50 hoes.
theres more but Im blew out.

[rook420]

doink: to burn someone with the cherry of a joint when passing it