Your stoner slang...

[HaZarD]

tusted - really fucking stoned

i smoked four blunts and i was tusted on my ass on the couch

other stoner euphemisms for really really stoned are rizipped or fizucked

bap, baptise - to wet up the joint so it burns slower

yo dont light it bap that shit up first

canoed - when the joint burns uneven cuz you didnt fucking bap it!

yo dude its canoed, i told you to fucking baptise that shit

torched - when someone lights like 1/5 of the joint

dude you torched it, i told you to fucking bap it!

HaZarD Reviewed by HaZarD on 07-19-2005. Your stoner slang... Well, me and my buddies have came up w/ some pretty crazy shit while stoned, and we've even made words and use them daily, spreading it to our non-smoker pals, and they still use them. I was wondering... do any of yall have any words or saying that you made up or you dont think many people use? If you do... leave em here, and use them in a sentence to explain. I just thought this might be funny... and here's some of ours. Nasty Nate (can be used as Nate, or Nasty FUCKIN Nate) -------------- Rating: 5

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol, sideburn - when it's "canoed" like HaZarD said, burning on one side only

can't think of any more

[Oli]

Siding- When the joint's burning down one side.
Picking up- When you buy some weed.
Bannana- When someone rolls a joint which looks like a bannana.
Tampon- A short fat joint.
I can't think of anymore right now, but if I do then I'll be back.

[hoodedclum]

weed.. thats slang for cannabis

[Oli]

I'm back and with more:

Lightsabering- When the joint's burning but the paper isn't so it looks like it's glowing.
Reefer- A pure weed joint.
Hot rocks- The little rocks that fall off a joint of solid.
Packed- When a joint's got more weed in then usual.
Bumming the joint- Getting the paper round the roach wet.
King L- A joint rolled out of 2 king skins stuck like this: |___
Rolling an L- When you run out of king skins and use the small papers in an L shape.
M tray- A peice of card folded like |\/| to set a joint up on.

I'm sure there's more but my mind's gone blank again...

[jadeius]

if something unfortunate happens, i say, "I SAY GODDAMN!!!"

and "WE LIIIIIIKE IT" it usually a sarcastic remark meaning just the opposite

or FUCKED UP AS A CAN OF BISCUITS, got that from an old hippie/stoner dude

if someone's fucked up and acting dumb as hell and people are commenting, i just say, "dude, just let him fuckin' tweek" ... which came from some friends but they obviously got it from the South Park character Tweek

a TATER or a HOG LEG is a fat joint

of course the ever-popular "L" , or blunt

if somebody wants to smoke the last little bit of your cigarette they'll say, "lemme get a short" ... and if you slack them and give them like two hits worth they'll say "man that's a jailhouse short what the fuck is that shit"

everything used to be DA BOMB, now it's THA SHIZZLE

[jadeius]

oh, also, when the weed man is going to get his weed, he's going to "re-up"

[jadeius]

and when a joint is burning down only one side, we call it "running" and when someone wants you to fix it, they say "catch that run"

[MyStiCalFiSh]

Tap=hit (yo lemme tap that shit)

Nigger Lip =when someone slobbers all over the mouthpiece (motherfucker you nigger lipped that shit)

Buddha hit =a shotgun hit (dude gimme a buddha hit)

Half & Half =to roll a joint or blunt with half weed and half tobacco (i only got a nickle
left, so ima half and half this blunt)

Match =to throw down half a bowl with another person (match me a bowl man)

Wet =to lick the joint to make it burn slower

Criss Cross =a word the means Zig Zag papers that we use if a parent or someone is around

Jizzed on =to get ripped off (dude that dealer fuckin jizzed on your dumbass)

thats all i can think of

[robert42]

Canoed - WHEN IT BURNS ON ONE SIDE.

STOP BABBYSITTIN - WHEN SOMEONE HOLDS IT TOO LONG.

SUCKER JOE - WHEN SUM ONE BUMS IT!