Your stoner slang...

[HaZarD]

tusted - really fucking stoned

i smoked four blunts and i was tusted on my ass on the couch

other stoner euphemisms for really really stoned are rizipped or fizucked

bap, baptise - to wet up the joint so it burns slower

yo dont light it bap that shit up first

canoed - when the joint burns uneven cuz you didnt fucking bap it!

yo dude its canoed, i told you to fucking baptise that shit

torched - when someone lights like 1/5 of the joint

dude you torched it, i told you to fucking bap it!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol, sideburn - when it's "canoed" like HaZarD said, burning on one side only

can't think of any more

[Oli]

Siding- When the joint's burning down one side.
Picking up- When you buy some weed.
Bannana- When someone rolls a joint which looks like a bannana.
Tampon- A short fat joint.
I can't think of anymore right now, but if I do then I'll be back.

[hoodedclum]

weed.. thats slang for cannabis

[Oli]

I'm back and with more:

Lightsabering- When the joint's burning but the paper isn't so it looks like it's glowing.
Reefer- A pure weed joint.
Hot rocks- The little rocks that fall off a joint of solid.
Packed- When a joint's got more weed in then usual.
Bumming the joint- Getting the paper round the roach wet.
King L- A joint rolled out of 2 king skins stuck like this: |___
Rolling an L- When you run out of king skins and use the small papers in an L shape.
M tray- A peice of card folded like |\/| to set a joint up on.

I'm sure there's more but my mind's gone blank again...

[jadeius]

if something unfortunate happens, i say, "I SAY GODDAMN!!!"

and "WE LIIIIIIKE IT" it usually a sarcastic remark meaning just the opposite

or FUCKED UP AS A CAN OF BISCUITS, got that from an old hippie/stoner dude

if someone's fucked up and acting dumb as hell and people are commenting, i just say, "dude, just let him fuckin' tweek" ... which came from some friends but they obviously got it from the South Park character Tweek

a TATER or a HOG LEG is a fat joint

of course the ever-popular "L" , or blunt

if somebody wants to smoke the last little bit of your cigarette they'll say, "lemme get a short" ... and if you slack them and give them like two hits worth they'll say "man that's a jailhouse short what the fuck is that shit"

everything used to be DA BOMB, now it's THA SHIZZLE

[jadeius]

oh, also, when the weed man is going to get his weed, he's going to "re-up"

[jadeius]

and when a joint is burning down only one side, we call it "running" and when someone wants you to fix it, they say "catch that run"

[MyStiCalFiSh]

Tap=hit (yo lemme tap that shit)

Nigger Lip =when someone slobbers all over the mouthpiece (motherfucker you nigger lipped that shit)

Buddha hit =a shotgun hit (dude gimme a buddha hit)

Half & Half =to roll a joint or blunt with half weed and half tobacco (i only got a nickle
left, so ima half and half this blunt)

Match =to throw down half a bowl with another person (match me a bowl man)

Wet =to lick the joint to make it burn slower

Criss Cross =a word the means Zig Zag papers that we use if a parent or someone is around

Jizzed on =to get ripped off (dude that dealer fuckin jizzed on your dumbass)

thats all i can think of

[robert42]

Canoed - WHEN IT BURNS ON ONE SIDE.

STOP BABBYSITTIN - WHEN SOMEONE HOLDS IT TOO LONG.

SUCKER JOE - WHEN SUM ONE BUMS IT!