Need 2 get HIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEE

[Satovan]

Hey yo. My friend hooked me up with five of these pills called X-LAX. He said its a lot like ecstacy. I looked in my medicing cabinet and found a whole box of X-LAX. Now I have 30 of them. My parents are fucking druggies. My dad eats a lot of fucking X-LAX. He also gave me $15 to weed the garden and I put it all in a pile and put it in a bag and stashed it in the garage. I think I have like a million ounces it's a pretty big bag. it's pretty good shit. I can't wait until it dries out. how much do you think I could sell a baggie of that for. also they sell herbs at the grocery store and I got that $15 so what kinda herbs should I buy. the same friend that sold me the x-lax told me cilantro is straight. I was thinking about buying some more soap bar but it doesn't really do anything for me, i've smoked fucking dove, ivory, and irish spring and it didn't really get me high, just a mild buzz. What kinda soapbar is the best? And do you have to be 18 to buy cilantro. peace

ps I don't do hard drugs like marijuana and heroin I only smoke weed

Satovan Reviewed by Satovan on 07-19-2005. Need 2 get HIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEE Hey yo. My friend hooked me up with five of these pills called X-LAX. He said its a lot like ecstacy. I looked in my medicing cabinet and found a whole box of X-LAX. Now I have 30 of them. My parents are fucking druggies. My dad eats a lot of fucking X-LAX. He also gave me $15 to weed the garden and I put it all in a pile and put it in a bag and stashed it in the garage. I think I have like a million ounces it's a pretty big bag. it's pretty good shit. I can't wait until it dries out. Rating: 5

[thcbongman]

It's laxatives.

You'll get shitting all night LOL!

[s2headhunter]

Wow im sorrry but this was completely retarded and if you were trying to be funny it wasnt at all i even started reading it and thought well read it with an open mind just to see if its funny and sorry it was ...good try though

[Nochowderforyou]

If you're trying to make me laugh, you've failed. That story is just plain stupid, it's obviously a joke, your attempt at humour is weak and you can't even spell high correctly. If there was an award for worlds biggest goof, you would win.

[looseends]

and you are again?

[nobiee420]

I feel dumber haven read this post!

[OzzyOz]

peace

ps I don't do hard drugs like marijuana and heroin I only smoke weed

lol!!!
hahahaa

[looseends]

I feel dumber haven read this post!

yeah...me too.

[ezjim]

Hey yo. My friend hooked me up with five of these pills called X-LAX. He said its a lot like ecstacy. I looked in my medicing cabinet and found a whole box of X-LAX. Now I have 30 of them. My parents are fucking druggies. My dad eats a lot of fucking X-LAX. He also gave me $15 to weed the garden and I put it all in a pile and put it in a bag and stashed it in the garage. I think I have like a million ounces it's a pretty big bag. it's pretty good shit. I can't wait until it dries out. how much do you think I could sell a baggie of that for. also they sell herbs at the grocery store and I got that $15 so what kinda herbs should I buy. the same friend that sold me the x-lax told me cilantro is straight. I was thinking about buying some more soap bar but it doesn't really do anything for me, i've smoked fucking dove, ivory, and irish spring and it didn't really get me high, just a mild buzz. What kinda soapbar is the best? And do you have to be 18 to buy cilantro. peace

ps I don't do hard drugs like marijuana and heroin I only smoke weed

hey buddy .. have your parents been feeding you lead based paint chips with your cornflakes ??? or were you just dropped on your head as a child ???

[NoosaHeads]

Every reply to this is hilarious..
I have to Join in..
you Dont do hard drugs like Marijuana.?.
you only smoke weed.?.
What Kind of weeds do you smoke.?.
Lawn clippings.?.
Like you said you Have a Big Bag full in the garage.
why dont you Pour Petrol All over it then you wont have to wait till it dries to smoke it Because it will light up right away..
you might want to ware some sunglasses if you smoke it like this though I have no eyebrows anymore..