Yell, WANKER!!! and run away, and i don't see how people get run over when being chased by a car, in an open field, or anywhere, when the car comes up, jump to the side (even though you propbably wouldn't react quick enough) and just let it roar past, then run the fuck the other way

And being chased by people (chavs) on bikes is fun when you and a mate are on foot, as you can just jump over a hedge (or anything they can't get a bike over fast) take the piss out of them, and they won't carry on on foot in case their bikes get nicked lol