Quote Originally Posted by ImStonedNILikeIt
That my friend is a dedicated slut..U got to love those. I mean there really is no point in the world for them except sucking off a guy,for weed, or a hit of something....U just have to accept..Never had this happen, mainly cause i'm a female, but I do have friends like that or had friends like that, and I do know of girls like that...

Nasty stoner sluts....ahh....
*shivers*
i have memories of some scandalous bitches that haunt my weed dreams

heres the only and hopefully last story i ever tell about nasty crack heads. k this is one of the sickest things ive ever experienced so if your easily offended dont read this story, truth hurts sometimes lol
*im not using these peoples real names just FYI*

I went over to a buddies house, he owes me $20 and i needed smokes, i was holding a teener of tweak, im not sayin anything about that right now cuz this is that kinda house you dont want knowing your holding know what i mean?

So i didnt say anything, until Lenny (the guy who owes me $) talks about havin $30 to get him his party for the day, so i reminded him that he still owed me $20, and he says "oh ya dont even trip, go talk to my mom she might have some money to spend" pays his debt and kicks me $10 to pitch in with someone else.

So Im counting out the money ($30 bucks in 5's and 1's <-- truely sketchy tweaker) and then it hits me...he just told me to go ask HIS MOM to buy some damn dope aparently true tweaker trash now but Ooooh No...IT GETS WORSE so fuck it i says to myself, maybe trash but i need cash.

I go into his room and explain that her kid gave me some cash to pitch in cuz you would want some shit and ask what she wants. Starts tearing through drawers and her purse for some money, all the sudden shes like "ah crap i spent my last twenty on some bud" so i eyeball up a quick dime sac for my friend and im gonna go give it to him and split and his mom grabs my shoulder and practically yelled "Oh hey wait, cant i just get you off real quick, just for a 20!" that was it for me, i said FUCK THAT SHIT! threw his dime on the table and sprinted to my fuckin car. Evertime i drive by i gotta whip out the barf bag, that bitch ruined my sleep for a good solid week

So kids the moral of the story is; when your propositioned by someone 30+ years older than you for drugs - it time to re-evaulate your carrer

ok im done typing that long ass story, no seriously its done im doin mighty fine tonight after a few nice bubbler rips of some nice buds so my spelling and grammar probably suck, but i did try not to make it one big run on sentance give me credit for that haha