i dunno about that apple steam roller thingy.
this is how i make them

- remove stem and jam your pen/pencil straight down until your about an inch away from busting through the bottom
- take out the pen, find a good place for your mouth to go
- stab the pen from that point to a point that interesects the previous hole
- put your bud in the top, light it up and enjoy
- throw apple at a car on the freeway going a minimum of 90 mph

*skip that last step if you want to*