Quote Originally Posted by NoosaHeads
This is nasty But i'll tell ya antways....
You Need to find a fresh Steaming Dog turd.
and Load up all the underneath of her Car drivers side door Handle with shit.
Hey, wow, small world---I did that a long time ago and it had greats results. I lived next to a Southern Baptist church that used to have loud, singing services late in the evening. People used to basically park us in and even park on our lawn sometimes. And they'd leave trash, too, which really pissed me off.

One night, I took some "fresh steaming dog turd" left by my Golden Retriever and rubbed the door handles of a half-dozen cars ON MY PROPERTY.

A little while later, people started filing out of church and climbed into their cars ON MY PROPERTY.

Then car interior lights all came on and you could see and hear people retching and barfing. Some in their cars.

What a shitty fucking thing I had done. Oh, well.

Thanks for reminding me.

Good luck, Spinner.