Great Revenge

[spinner]

I'll have it stick out like a nose

[Killa.Kali]

get him really drunk and take him to a tattoo shop, get a big penis tattooed on his back and then take him to the beach or a pool

[spinner]

that reminds me of dude where's my car. What does your tatoo say? SWEET, what does yours say? DUDE

[Killa.Kali]

ya but in the morning when he asks what it says tell him its like his name or something like that, hell go around bragging about his awesome tattoo for a few days before anyone tells him...haha thats awesome

[NoosaHeads]

This is nasty But i'll tell ya antways....

You Need to find a fresh Steaming Dog turd.
and Load up all the underneath of her Car drivers side door Handle with shit.
(pack it up there reall good).
clean off all the evidence..
and when she Goes to get in her Dildo nosed Car She will aslo Get Fresh shit all Over her fingers and under her nails......

[ermitonto]

Get some latex gloves first though...

[9ski9]

This is nasty But i'll tell ya antways....
You Need to find a fresh Steaming Dog turd.
and Load up all the underneath of her Car drivers side door Handle with shit.

Hey, wow, small world---I did that a long time ago and it had greats results. I lived next to a Southern Baptist church that used to have loud, singing services late in the evening. People used to basically park us in and even park on our lawn sometimes. And they'd leave trash, too, which really pissed me off.

One night, I took some "fresh steaming dog turd" left by my Golden Retriever and rubbed the door handles of a half-dozen cars ON MY PROPERTY.

A little while later, people started filing out of church and climbed into their cars ON MY PROPERTY.

Then car interior lights all came on and you could see and hear people retching and barfing. Some in their cars.

What a shitty fucking thing I had done. Oh, well.

Thanks for reminding me.

Good luck, Spinner.

[Hydrizzle]

Take concrete mixture, and put it all over all the wheels of her car. Then, car no move!

[Ousted]

Like SomeDude said the best revenge is living well.

Nothing says "Im mad at you, I care, and I think about you constantly!" then getting revenge. Are you trying to feed this person's ego or do you really want to get back at the person?

If you really want to get to a person than act/be unaffected by them. I'll give you an example:

When my husband and I were dating we broke up for a little while (against my wishes) so to get him jealous I flaunted men I was dating in front of him. His reaction? "Glad you're having fun." or "It's nice you're getting out there meeting people." Always with a pleasant smile. He was not going to let me get the best of him or show that he was jealous. I was furious.
I wanted him to get jealous! Scream, yell, beat somebody up, or flaunt another woman in my face. At least then I would know he cared and I would have felt important. His indifference infuriated me more than had he had a bad reaction.

I found out later when we got back together that he was very jealous, but he said he was not going to let me know that. And he did a damn good job of not letting me know.

Anyway, I reinterate - Do you want this person to feel that they must be important to you...or unimportant to you? A bad reaction to whatever they have done to you will only feed their ego and what's really likely is they'll find you laughable and/or sad. It absolutely won't make them feel that they've been put in their place. No matter what great revenge you come up with.
Seriously, live well.

Just my 2 cents.

[NoosaHeads]

Wow girl Thats the most common sence I have heard from a stoner..