oh,the mccollum memo wasn't in your rewritten history textbook...you had the short version i guess, hitler's like so bad and stuff (ignore ig farben, ibm's role in helping hitler and prescott bush's role with w. averell harriman)...oh my god, japan totally attacked us off guard and stuff...i guess now we have an excuse to enter the war...

end of history class. don't look up the mccollum memo, whatever you do.

it's like if i go over to nich's house...start playing incredibly loud music, start banging on all of his walls...he comes out and tells me to stop, i start spray painting his house and kicking his dog, he finally decks me...i get up and yell, oh my god, did you see him hit me! how dare him!