Curious about sex....

[likemclever]

Ahhhh...the toy.

Irie's Toy

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Nice to get a few responses from those who are too old to watch Mr. Rogers. LOL Will give you more to chew on later....

OMFG....I have that exaxt same vibrator....

and you're right it is nice.

except mine is blue.

[likemclever]

I am not too organized in many facets of my life--grammar and spelling are 2 of my nit-picky things--suppose that's the reason I went to college for communications!!! You should see how long it takes me to post when I am stoned--I just couldn't bear to post without proofreading first!!! (Not that it does me any good, at times!!!!!!)

Hey, I love being a buddy! LOL All cafe folk are welcome to IM!

AIM: alliehutton
YAHOO: allison_and_dan

I also can appreciate spelling and grammarâ?¦and I suck at spelling so I type most of my posts in a word document and then cut and paste them..makes things easier especially when your stoned (takes me forever)

I currently go to college for communications

OMG Irie what if im you, and your me

That would mean I got married again��shit.

I donâ??t know if herb makes me horny but it definitely enhances my natural hornyâ??ness

I donâ??t know what to do about Mr. Irie but next time he hides your stash you can shake your wabbit at him.

[IrieAllie]

I also can appreciate spelling and grammarâ?¦and I suck at spelling so I type most of my posts in a word document and then cut and paste them..makes things easier especially when your stoned (takes me forever)

I currently go to college for communications

OMG Irie what if im you, and your me

That would mean I got married again��shit.

I donâ??t know if herb makes me horny but it definitely enhances my natural hornyâ??ness

I donâ??t know what to do about Mr. Irie but next time he hides your stash you can shake your wabbit at him.

Damn, I'd like a blue one too! LOL

This whole Freaky Friday switcheroo thing is fliiping out my mind. Well that, and the weed. LOL

[kuulbns]

Here's my little contribution, I hope you get a chuckle out of it.

My husband is considerably older than I, and at times his niavette is surprising. As an older gentleman (he's 68) there are some things he has not come accross in his somewhat limited sexual experiences.
One afternoon Hubby was upstairs getting something from the grow room. I keep a dresser in there for storage, and I happen to keep some personal items in there where I can have access to them. It seemed to me he'd been gone a while, so I went up to see what was keeping him.
I went upstairs, and walked in to find "Poppy" (an effectionate nickname), holding a big purple vibrator against his cheek! (Yes It's Mine). Well his surprise and dismay were evident in the color of his face! He had never actually seen one, and was curious, but if you can picture it, it was absolutely hilarious, (looking back).
Anyway, I thought it was amusing and you may get a laugh out of it.

[IrieAllie]

Here's my little contribution, I hope you get a chuckle out of it.

I went upstairs, and walked in to find "Poppy" (an effectionate nickname), holding a big purple vibrator against his cheek! (Yes It's Mine). Well his surprise and dismay were evident in the color of his face! He had never actually seen one, and was curious, but if you can picture it, it was absolutely hilarious, (looking back).

That IS hysterical!!!! I have a vision in my mind, and yes, it made me laugh!!! I'll have to post my funny story of my six year old finding a "personal item" of mine...the explanation I pulled outta my butt for that one was priceless!!!!!

[ScarlettCrush]

Weed does in fact make me honry, however it also makes me very creative and this makes for an interesting time. Already I am kinky and very open to many forms of sexuality, but something about smoking weed, and man I am down for almost anything. (except for like scat, dogs, ect.)
It also helps that my beau is hung like a porn star and just as imaginative as I am in the sack. mmmmm...I love that man.

Toys never have been as good to me as a warm and interested person. People will hit new and interesting spots that you might not have thought about, people can dress in costume and tie you up, real people who care about the quality of your orgasm are infinately better than hard cold plastic and my own exploring fingers....though it is nice to have that as an option.

(and I have the same exact toy for personal use as well as one of those realskin dildo's, highly recommend the realskin thing...very cushy)

[likemclever]

Scarlett....where ya been?

It's kinda funny that we all have the same dildo. I'm not sure about that real skin thing seems like it would feel kinda creepy.....but if you say so I'll take your word for it.

[IrieAllie]

I've missed some good stuff while I was away!!!! It's been mayhem here...parents visiting, my little girl had gymnastics camp, and they go back to school TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will finally have some "alone time"...and can't wait!!!! Next month is the girls weekend away to Atlantic City...cannot wait for that!

[maryjanemama]

That would mean I got married again��shit.

I just laughed so hard I think I peed!

My computer self destructed last week, so, I had lots of time to do the things that I should be doing but never take the time to do. So, I'm cleaning out my closet and you know how when you order porn from certain companies they send along a few toys? Well, at some point in time, I had stashed a big yellow envelope full of these never used toys in my closet.

On Thursday I found the envelope, my God, it's probably been in there since I was 25!! Anyway, yay for discovering lost treasures....I plan on celebrating by buying dozens of batteries.

On a serious note, one of my crazy friend's first divorced was finalized on August 3 and she got remarried on August 6. I tried to talk her out of it by explaining the good times and satisfaction that can come from a joint and a good vibrator, but, she didn't listen. What the hell is wrong with people? If I ever got divorced the last thing I would do is be looking for someone new. Christ.

[IrieAllie]

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On a serious note, one of my crazy friend's first divorced was finalized on August 3 and she got remarried on August 6. I tried to talk her out of it by explaining the good times and satisfaction that can come from a joint and a good vibrator, but, she didn't listen. What the hell is wrong with people? If I ever got divorced the last thing I would do is be looking for someone new. Christ.

I have proudly and LOUDLY proclaimed that if I ever get divorved or something happens to my husband, I will never again remarry. I've already got kids, and a few fantastic vibes. What the hell do I need a man for? I'll just round up all my gay friends, and hang out with them--they make for MUCH more interesting conversation than a "manly-man", and are far less PIGGISH!!!