Quote Originally Posted by maryjanemama
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On a serious note, one of my crazy friend's first divorced was finalized on August 3 and she got remarried on August 6. I tried to talk her out of it by explaining the good times and satisfaction that can come from a joint and a good vibrator, but, she didn't listen. What the hell is wrong with people? If I ever got divorced the last thing I would do is be looking for someone new. Christ.
I have proudly and LOUDLY proclaimed that if I ever get divorved or something happens to my husband, I will never again remarry. I've already got kids, and a few fantastic vibes. What the hell do I need a man for? I'll just round up all my gay friends, and hang out with them--they make for MUCH more interesting conversation than a "manly-man", and are far less PIGGISH!!!