Quote Originally Posted by likemclever

That would mean I got married again��shit.
I just laughed so hard I think I peed!

My computer self destructed last week, so, I had lots of time to do the things that I should be doing but never take the time to do. So, I'm cleaning out my closet and you know how when you order porn from certain companies they send along a few toys? Well, at some point in time, I had stashed a big yellow envelope full of these never used toys in my closet.

On Thursday I found the envelope, my God, it's probably been in there since I was 25!! Anyway, yay for discovering lost treasures....I plan on celebrating by buying dozens of batteries.

On a serious note, one of my crazy friend's first divorced was finalized on August 3 and she got remarried on August 6. I tried to talk her out of it by explaining the good times and satisfaction that can come from a joint and a good vibrator, but, she didn't listen. What the hell is wrong with people? If I ever got divorced the last thing I would do is be looking for someone new. Christ.