So, I know this guy....well kind of....he's a friend of my husband's but he's my age. He looks very conservative, wired rimmed glasses, same haircut since 1995, but, he's really quite the pot head and even a Demacrat!! I find him strangely attractive considering his nerdiness but whenever I am at a party and we start talking I can never seem to tear myself away from him. My husband even gets jealous every now and then and will start asking me how "my boyfriend Dave is".

Anyway, everytime Dave and I are alone, he'll bring up sex, but, in sort of a round about way that leaves me confounded. Like the last time we smoked a bowl together he starts telling me about his threesome with some married chick and this guy Tony (who I graduated with and haven't been able to look in the eye since said story, thank you very much). He and Tony didn't do anything together, just to clarify. Dave is not married, nor does he have a girlfriend but he has a daughter. After the threesome story he then elaborates that he hasn't had sex in 3 years.

OK, fast forward to the past weekend. The 2 of us are talking about the air conditioning unit he is installing in his house and then out of the freakin' blue he says, "I think maybe I can tell you this and you'll think it's funny..." And he goes into this whole thing about how he thinks the people throwing the party have one of those sex balls in their bedroom. He's all, "You know what I mean? I went in there and there it was right there on the floor....a sex ball. I picked it up, it had a handle...." I can tell you right now, this was my expression .

So, I clarified the whole situation by explaining that the "sex ball" is actually an exercise ball. I was like, "Samantha uses that for yoga, Dave." He was totally embarassed and he even walked away....only to come back 2 minutes later to tell me that anytime I need a hook up I can stop by. Then he gave me exact directions to where he lives now, even describing his mailbox. And how I should try his new 3 foot bong because "it's so smooth." Then we talked up until Mr. Mary and I decided to call it a night.

What the hell is up with all of that? I would love to go over there and check out his bong and see if I can buy some since he is a lot closer to me than my regular dealer but I'm kind of leary.