weird question

[BUZz UK]

last week in norwich there was this big celebration that happens every year, and me and a couple of mates decided to take some shrooms and have a bit of a party. i can't be bothered to repeat the whole story, but at the end of the evening, something odd hapened. my mate alex and i were having a bong near the castle (a big-fuck-off Norman castle on a big hill), when a man walked past.
"hello there" i said, trippily.
"hello" he replied, in a friendly manner, even though i was holding a bong.
the man proceded to walk half way into some near-by bushes. i didn't see this happen, but as we continued smoking we noticed he was there, facing away from us.
"excuse me mate?!" said alex
"what are you doin?!" i said to alex
"excuse me!" he shouted again
alex turned to me
"that bloke's wanking!" alex exlaimed
hearing this, the man zipped-up and walked off.

so my question is this,
why the fuck did some random bloke come and wank near us!?!?!?!?!
it's not even like he was a paedo, coz we're not kids, so WTF?

BUZz UK Reviewed by BUZz UK on 07-15-2005. weird question last week in norwich there was this big celebration that happens every year, and me and a couple of mates decided to take some shrooms and have a bit of a party. i can't be bothered to repeat the whole story, but at the end of the evening, something odd hapened. my mate alex and i were having a bong near the castle (a big-fuck-off Norman castle on a big hill), when a man walked past. "hello there" i said, trippily. "hello" he replied, in a friendly manner, even though i was holding a bong. Rating: 5

[BUZz UK]

btw, i dont know how much sence that made, as i'm rather stoned, and have taken on the writing style of a victorian gentleman.

[hoodedclum]

thats fucked up buzzuk, me and my mate had a similar experience once. we'd just scored some and we were having a smoke up in the woods in thorpe hamlet, near my old dealers, when we noticed something moving around in some bushes. we soon realised it was human and on closer inspection we found some guy with his trousers down on the floor having a shuffle, so we asked him what the fuck he was doing and he says " whats does it look like im trying to have a piss so fuck off " we were pretty spooked out by it all so we just walked off.
who knows why people do that kinda shit

[BUZz UK]

fuck mate, i live in thorpe hamlet, do you mean lion wood? that's like 2 minutes walk from my house i live in a weirdo area...

[hoodedclum]

yeah thats the place mate, i used to score green up there all the time, untill my dealer passed away you probably know who im talking about.

[KronicKyla]

Thats a crazy story! I was baked reading it made me giggle! I love how you use slang words that i dont know....im from canada eh! sounds gorgeous!!

[robert42]

Buzz it must be hard being a gay sex icon, are you sure you didnt lead him on lol

also im sorry if i offended you by not introducin my self just walkin up and havin a wank but i was rather cracked out. lol

[GHoSToKeR]

That was me.. Sorry.

[antinexus]

I'd say he was doing it because it's not like there was much you could do about it... you couldn't call the cops or anything, and he knew it.

Still funny as hell though.

[st0n3r]

lmao lucky i dont live in norwich. it woz prob one of da 'par-core' bad boyz.