This is too funny, you HAVE to read this.

[Red King]

hahaha

"If the door is closed, Karate chop it open"

how do thay come up with that shit.

Red King Reviewed by Red King on 07-15-2005. This is too funny, you HAVE to read this. This is a funny ass parody of the terrorism tips at www.ready.gov Some great, clever shit right here, please read this! rofl. http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/HomelandSecurity.htm Rating: 5