I was on the way to my dad's in michigain on amtrak. I had a 4 hour layover in Chicago's train station, which is fucking huge. So I decide to bring some pot brownies I made like a week earlier.

Long story short, I eat too many, pass out on a seat, get my money jacked by some bum piece of shit and then miss my train. My cell phone is dead, and I'm stuck in chicago with no form of communication. Eventually I sober up enough to talk to an Amtrak employee and they let me trade my ticket to michigain for a ticket home, because I can't afford the extra 13 dollars to goto michigain. Sum-a-bitch.