Opions please HURRY AND HELP

[professer evil]

haha FENGZI HAD CHLYMIDIA


thats funny shit,ive never known anyone with that


i aint no idiot beeblebrox.420 it would be possible for guys to cum after 3 seconds

[slipknotpsycho]

I won't preach but I will tell you a nice little bed time story.

A long time ago, in a far far away land, I fucked this really hot chick. It was so awesome, she was on the pill so I didn't need a condom. She was also a total nympho and was into just really hot nasty sex. I was in heaven.

About a week later I woke up one morning and proceded to take my morning piss. Instead of the usual pleasure that comes from emptying a full bladder, however, I was greeted by a sensation that I can only describe as having flaming sterno coming out of my cock. Later that day I noticed a nasty, funky, pussy goo leaking from the tip of my dick. Every time I pissed I'd get the flamin sterno and it got to the point where I became dehydrated because I was afraid to drink anything and have to piss it out.

Well, this simply wouldn't do so I went to the doc. He told me I probably had Chlamydia but wanted to take a swab to be sure. Let me tell you folks, this was really the best part. He took a long fuckin q-tip and then shoves the god damn thing like 2 inches up into my dick. Yes that's right, a q-tip up that little hole I'd been pissing the flamin sterno out of. Sound like fun yet?

Turns out the doc was right, I had Chlamydia. Fortunately this was before AIDS was really prevelant so that's all I got. Anyhow, he gave me some medication and it cleared up after a bit. After that I always wore condoms and lived happily ever after.

The End

been there done that, you forgot to mention the head of the qtip is about twice the size of a normal one, or maybe i just got fucked cuz the doc didn't like me

[9ski9]

I'm kinda waiting to hear if s2headhunter's chick got her period.

I say July 20th, 8am, Eastern US time.

[s2headhunter]

well you guys have been making me feel alot better...ok and just a quick outlook on our relationship becuase people were talking about diseases ok well we have been together since we were 14 i had no prior sexual relations with anyone and neither did she of any kind...and now we are both 16 and only have been with each other but she is supposed to start tomorrow but im not going to freak out if she doesnt tomorrow cause she always seems to start late....and if shes stressed well that could make it later ....but if she is ....what should i do..i mean theres no doubt in my mind that i would take complete care in anyway i could of the kid because i love her to death and wouldnt ever do anything like that to her ill always be there but like how hard is it to make enough money to support a kid ect.....thanks everyone for everything by the way.

[Killa.Kali]

abortions are cheap, save up your lawn mowing money and fry that nightmare

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

same shizzit happend to be like a few months ago cuz at the time i was a fucking IDIOT i guess cept it wasnt juss for 3 seconds and i did it multiple (stressing the multiple) times so im fucking lucky thats for sure... you should be fine tho dont worry about it.... always use a condom no matter what

[Smokey McPot]

don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

[9ski9]

we have been together since we were 14 i had no prior sexual relations with anyone and neither did she of any kind...

Lucky you...get her on the pill and you don't have to use rubbers. Then again, if she IS pregnant, you don't have to use them anyway.

[s2headhunter]

Well yeah i know that they are not that expensive...but if she woulndt want to have one then by no means would i try to talk her into it i dont want her living with that for the rest of her life....if she would want one i would pay for it but if she didnt want one then i would never have her go threw that....but thanks for another opinion

[maryjanemama]

I'm kinda waiting to hear if s2headhunter's chick got her period.

I say July 20th, 8am, Eastern US time.

Lol, you smartass.

The stupid shit we pull in our youth....if I got pregnant everytime I had unprotected sex in high school.... Anyway, banish that thought!! Yikes. Yeah, she should be on the pill by now, not that that's 100%, but, it's better than worrying about a baby every waking moment until your girl gets her period.