Opions please HURRY AND HELP

[looseends]

Honey! Go get tested and next time protect yourself. Or being pregnant is the LAST thing you'll be worrying about.

[Beeblebrox.420]

Incidentally, even in the absence of a significant pregnancy risk, the simple act of penetration is sufficient to spread any number or venereal diseases, including HIV and syphylis. Females are more at risk than males in this regard. A condom is the single most effective prevention you can use against this risk. Each time, every time.

[nobiee420]

preach beebz preach! lol

[Fengzi]

I won't preach but I will tell you a nice little bed time story.

A long time ago, in a far far away land, I fucked this really hot chick. It was so awesome, she was on the pill so I didn't need a condom. She was also a total nympho and was into just really hot nasty sex. I was in heaven.

About a week later I woke up one morning and proceded to take my morning piss. Instead of the usual pleasure that comes from emptying a full bladder, however, I was greeted by a sensation that I can only describe as having flaming sterno coming out of my cock. Later that day I noticed a nasty, funky, pussy goo leaking from the tip of my dick. Every time I pissed I'd get the flamin sterno and it got to the point where I became dehydrated because I was afraid to drink anything and have to piss it out.

Well, this simply wouldn't do so I went to the doc. He told me I probably had Chlamydia but wanted to take a swab to be sure. Let me tell you folks, this was really the best part. He took a long fuckin q-tip and then shoves the god damn thing like 2 inches up into my dick. Yes that's right, a q-tip up that little hole I'd been pissing the flamin sterno out of. Sound like fun yet?

Turns out the doc was right, I had Chlamydia. Fortunately this was before AIDS was really prevelant so that's all I got. Anyhow, he gave me some medication and it cleared up after a bit. After that I always wore condoms and lived happily ever after.

The End

[Satovan]

Man, if she gets pregnant after three seconds of sex you're really gonna wish you just finished her off.

[naturalmystic]

why...the...FUCK aren't you wearing a condom kid?

[rastabill89]

dude she aint gona get pregnet......at least i dont think she willl

[s2headhunter]

welll its not like i came that fast just we stopped lol

[Beeblebrox.420]

welll its not like i came that fast...

Did anyone say they thought you did?

[Beeblebrox.420]

Oh. Professor evil did. But, he's an idiot, so don't worry about it. Everyone else figured it out.