Found a nice song for ya pisspants:

ACUTE SCHIZOPHRENIA PARANOIA BLUES LYRICS

Iâ??m too terrified to walk out of my own front door,
Theyâ??re demonstrating outside I think theyâ??re gonna start the third world war,
Iâ??ve been to my local head shrinker,
To help classify my disease,
He said itâ??s one of the cases of acute schizophrenia he sees.

Well the milkmanâ??s a spy, and the grocer keeps on following me,
And the woman next doorâ??s an undercover for the k.g.b.,
And the man from the social security
Keeps on invading my privacy,
Oh there ainâ??t no cure for acute schizophrenia disease.

Iâ??ve got acute schizophrenia paranoia too,
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia,
Iâ??ve got it, youâ??ve got it, we canâ??t lose,
Acute schizophrenia blues.

Iâ??m lost on the river, the river of no return,
I canâ??t make decisions, I donâ??t know which way Iâ??m gonna turn,
Even my old dad, lost some of the best friends he ever had,
Apparently, his was a case of acute schizophrenia too.

I got acute schizophrenia paranoia too,
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia,
Iâ??ve got it, youâ??ve got it, we canâ??t lose,
Acute schizophrenia blues,

Theyâ??re watching my house and theyâ??re tapping my telephone,
I canâ??t trust nobody, but Iâ??m much too scared to be on my own
And the income tax collectorâ??s got his beady eye on me,
Oh there ainâ??t no cure for acute schizophrenia disease.

No there ainâ??t no cure for
Schizophrenia disease.