To everyone who finds this situation funny, I'd like to say that I hope nothing horrible or tragic happens in your life, because you will learn that it is not a laughing matter. It turns out it was just a freak accident and no one is to blame, not Teddy, not the trucker. As far as my husband goes, he saw a man's life taken away right before his eyes! He saw Ted's head split open and his brain come OUT OF HIS HEAD! Oh, yeah, that's fucking hysterical.

For everyone else, thanks for responding with support and sympathy, I appreciate it. Thank you.
maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . One Minute Everything's Fine, The Next... An hour and a half ago I was playing with my kids in the yard. I live in a farming area, neighbors aren't right next door, but everybody knows everybody. My cool old neighbor Teddy drove by on his moped, we all waved and said hello. Ten seconds later I heard brakes and then silence. Did you ever just know that something was wrong? My husband came flying up the drive way, "Call the ambulance!" Teddy got hit by a milk truck, a large tractor trailor that contains milk from farms to Rating: 5