Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
10 steps to stop laughing (caution content may appear graphic or offensive in some way to those of you: t('.'t)

step 1: grab the nearest long heavy thing you can find that is not attatched to your body (a baseball bat, or lead pipe 2 feet long works nicely)
step 2: masturbate as much as possible in 1 hr. becasue, you won't be doing it later on
step 3: repeate step 2 for atleast another five minutes
step 4: take a painkiller of some sort ahead of this, you will need it. (prescription nerve relaxers and painkillers would work best but 4 tylenol and 3 sleeping pills will do fine)
step 5: warn everyone in the nearest 50 foot vicinety there will be a very high pitched squeel in a little bit
step 6: repeate step 2 one last time
step 7: ask your significant other if sex means anything to them in the relationship
step 8: call 911 and tell them that there's an emergency at your house
step 9: take a few deep breathes





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ok step 10,














step 10: find two peices of furniture that are close to one another and about a foot taller than your legs are long. stand on one, meanwhile while on top of the furniture place the object inbetween them so that it forms a kind of bridge . jump down with your legs in a spread fashion onto the object.


GOOD WEED TODAY, HUH