Can't stop laughing/smiling - HELP

[1e64102e]

I'm on a bender. Over the summer, I make a point of smoking like crazy, cause I can't smoke all the time during the school year, being in my last year of uni. Anyway, I smoke for four or five hours- mids- and can't stop laughing/smiling. I'm like a crazy person. Why would I lay in bed, wake up and laugh for five minutes straight? I freaked my girlfriend out this morning!

1e64102e Reviewed by 1e64102e on 07-12-2005. Can't stop laughing/smiling - HELP I'm on a bender. Over the summer, I make a point of smoking like crazy, cause I can't smoke all the time during the school year, being in my last year of uni. Anyway, I smoke for four or five hours- mids- and can't stop laughing/smiling. I'm like a crazy person. Why would I lay in bed, wake up and laugh for five minutes straight? I freaked my girlfriend out this morning! Rating: 5

[WeekenD TokeR]

Sounds like fun to me. Try to snigger if you don't want to freak people out as much

[1e64102e]

Man, I ground this KB in the Cuisinart, and one bowl burns through quick as fuck. I'm so fucked up; I didn't realize that weed could do this. I'm going to keep going until I pass out, man!

[1e64102e]

Maybe sambo spiked my smoke!!

[WeekenD TokeR]

Who gives a flying fuck, IT'S FUN!!!!!!

Man, how much you have? Maybe you could mail me some of this shit, eh?

[1e64102e]

I'm eating dried mango slices with sugar all over them. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

FUCK ME THIS IS GOOD, DUDES

[WeekenD TokeR]

Mmmmm... dried mango slices covered in sugar- FUCK YOU MAN! NOW YOU'RE BRINGIN BACK MY MUNCHIES! AAAAHHHHH!

*tries to resist cutting out tongue*

[slipknotpsycho]

10 steps to stop laughing (caution content may appear graphic or offensive in some way to those of you: t('.'t)

step 1: grab the nearest long heavy thing you can find that is not attatched to your body (a baseball bat, or lead pipe 2 feet long works nicely)
step 2: masturbate as much as possible in 1 hr. becasue, you won't be doing it later on
step 3: repeate step 2 for atleast another five minutes
step 4: take a painkiller of some sort ahead of this, you will need it. (prescription nerve relaxers and painkillers would work best but 4 tylenol and 3 sleeping pills will do fine)
step 5: warn everyone in the nearest 50 foot vicinety there will be a very high pitched squeel in a little bit
step 6: repeate step 2 one last time
step 7: ask your significant other if sex means anything to them in the relationship
step 8: call 911 and tell them that there's an emergency at your house
step 9: take a few deep breaths








none of that worked?












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ok step 10,














step 10: find two peices of furniture that are close to one another and about a foot taller than your legs are long. stand on one, meanwhile while on top of the furniture place the object inbetween them so that it forms a kind of bridge . jump down with your legs in a spread fashion onto the object.

[WeekenD TokeR]

Oh shit! Now I can't stop laughing!

[1e64102e]

I just ate ice cream cake, man! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!