ahhhhhh, the old times

[Dick Justice]

I just saw the "I've never been high, plz help kthx" topic somewhere down this page, and it got me thinking about how I was before I started smoking, and when I first started. Then I thought the whole forum could join in reminiscing, because I'm slowly getting sloshed at 2:00 am.

I can't even remember the first time I was high, I just remember the first four or five times lumped together. I know that maybe the second time I ever did it, I was with a friend who was only a little more experienced that I was. We took a bag of shwag to my house and emptied a cigarette down the toilet to make a cigaweed, and we were doing so badly that we seriously considered using a funnel.

We smoked it out in the open (cause it looked like a cig), and that was when my 13-year-old mind began to rumble and wonder why it was okay for us to smoke this totally harmless plant so long as people think we're taking prepackaged poison. It seemed like we were eating pesticide, or at least that's how it looked to everyone else. Two 13 year old kids [supposedly] eating poison, and it was totally okay as long as it wasn't illegal.

Greatest revelation of my pot career (to date): THERE IS A SCHISM BETWEEN MATTERS OF "ILLEGAL AND LEGAL" AND MATTERS OF "RIGHT AND WRONG"

I didn't get the full effects of that, though, because I'd barely ever had smoke in my lungs before and I wasted a bit by coughing. I was pleasantly lifted, and I assumed that was all there is to it. I wondered why some people turn into hooting idiots with weed.

The next time I smoked I turned into a hooting idiot. I bought a dime from a kid who let us smoke in his basement with his green bong. I had to be shown how to use the carb and stuff, and I very nearly pulled a total party foul by coughing with my mouth on the bong. Luckily, I had just cleared the last hit so no weed was wasted, and no smelly water went flying. But it was close.

My friend from the other time was with me, and on his third or fourth hit he fell backwards and started yelling about how he had just felt like he was falling backwards in circles over and over again. He commented that it was good weed. I started to realize that my thoughts were reshaping his words (I'm mildly synaesthetic when it comes to words and numbers) in a totally different way from anything I ever felt, and it was all about as satisfying as breaking a person's neck with one punch to the head (I imagine that's very satisfying).

I'll add more as I think of it, but right now it's getting to be a hassle typing so much. Good smokin!

Dick Justice Reviewed by Dick Justice on 07-12-2005. ahhhhhh, the old times I just saw the "I've never been high, plz help kthx" topic somewhere down this page, and it got me thinking about how I was before I started smoking, and when I first started. Then I thought the whole forum could join in reminiscing, because I'm slowly getting sloshed at 2:00 am. I can't even remember the first time I was high, I just remember the first four or five times lumped together. I know that maybe the second time I ever did it, I was with a friend who was only a little more Rating: 5

[kimchibanana]

ur high right? cause thats about the only time i would think about these kind of things

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

When I'm high I talk about the good old days forever. I go on and on..and on...My ex and I would sit out in his car when he came home after work,and we'd talk about it forever until like 6am in the morning.

I don't remmeber much about the first time I got high, except for the fact I ran into a pink wall,and Had a bump on my head for a couple of days. But I do remember the first time I got really stoned with him, and it was awesome. I've came along way...I think he had a lot to do with me being the stoner I am today. That's one good thing about having an ex boyfriend that was a bigger stoner then you right?

But yeah you have to be high right now, because i'm not and I done gave up on every thing I was going to put in this post..Maybe i'll come back when i'm fully charged and ready to let go of some of my many memories. But then again, does it matter?

Well, i'm going to go now.

nbye

[Red King]

except for the fact I ran into a pink wall

haha ouch. did you just not see the pink?

I remember trying to drive home from a friends the first time i got high. But as soon as I got to the first street light i started to see everything "frame by frame" and i remember thinking that every car i saw was an under cover cop. If i stoped doing stuff then i got the shakes like crazy, and i remember thinking my heart was beating WAY to fast. But that was really my only bad trip on weed.

cool story BTW dick, me thinks you should add more. You seem like the kinda person who has a few crazy "while on drugs" stories.

[kimchibanana]

i love when dave chappelle said that white ppl get high and talk about other times they we got high. Because me and my friends will do that EVERYTIME we get high and we will say the same things over and over. just thought it was funny.

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

I remember trying to drive home from a friends the first time i got high. But as soon as I got to the first street light i started to see everything "frame by frame" and i remember thinking that every car i saw was an under cover cop. If i stoped doing stuff then i got the shakes like crazy, and i remember thinking my heart was beating WAY to fast. But that was really my only bad trip on weed

Once A wise stoner told me..."Driving is like playing a video game."