I suppose to be kosher the plant would have had to have been killed in a humane and painless manner. Since we know so little about what weed feels, that's kind of hard to guarantee.

I'd tell him it was bar-mitzvahberry haze and was killed swiftly and without pain, and has been made clean by the various rastafari that have prayed over it. Unfortunately, your religion forbids you from smoking on (whatever day it is) and sorry you can't smnoke him out.

Kosher is hebrew for cool ... as in "Everything is kosher -- hand me the drugs"