I want a M.I.L.F.

[Breukelen advocaat]

If they've had kids, they are usually stretched out, and believe me, it's nothing to write home about. I'm happily married now, & we have no kids. But, if I were single, I wouldnâ??t mess around anymore with ones that have, had or want, kids. A nice, tight fit is best (not TOO tight, though).

You don't want to deal with their brats, either. If you're just looking for fun, you want someone with no responsibility or cares.

[maryjanemama]

shit i heard that way back when american pie 1 came out


aND IT WAS

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
= MILF

You're probably right, I've never seen American Pie. I really don't think it matters if it's Mother or Mom or whatever, the point is still the same.

BA, that sir is bullshit. That "stretched out" nonsense. It's a muscle, it's helps push the baby out, after the birth, the muscle goes back to normal. If what you said is true, every time you moved your muscles would start sagging. Der.

[9ski9]

That "stretched out" nonsense.

Yeah, but it's scary as hell for a guy to witness that big human head popping out...like how the heck is that ever going to be fun again?

Eh, but it is.

And, MJM, will you for Christ's sake go rent American Pie? It's worth it just to see Shannon Elizabeth's boobs.

[BalliN]

1 of my friends mom's is definitly a 10/10 ..she had him when she was like 16-17 so ive been wanting to bang her since like the 5th grade ...omg shes so hot..and her daughter is hot..and 1 year younger...if i nail them both i would die a happy man

[Breukelen advocaat]

BA, that sir is bullshit. That "stretched out" nonsense. It's a muscle, it's helps push the baby out, after the birth, the muscle goes back to normal. If what you said is true, every time you moved your muscles would start sagging. Der.

This is just my personal experience.
I didn't get married till my early 40's. Before marriage, I had girlfriends ranging from their teens (when I was a teen) through (later) their mid-50's. My observations about sex with women that have had, vs. not having, children is based solely on my personal experiences - that's all. I did not have sex with any women "before and after" they had children, so I cannot compare that way. It seemed like there was a lot more room in the mothers' vaginas. My member is not small, so that isn't the reason I have this impression. Maybe its just coincidences - and I certainly don't claim it's a scientific or medical fact.

[naturalmystic]

Welcome to my world ladies and gents. My fetish is older woman. It's not that the woman has had kids, in fact, she doesn't even need to have had them. I just want an older woman. Think Animal House, when otter hooks up with the Dean's wife.

[professer evil]

never mind older women you need to get a life

[IrieAllie]

Welcome to my world ladies and gents. My fetish is older woman. It's not that the woman has had kids, in fact, she doesn't even need to have had them. I just want an older woman. Think Animal House, when otter hooks up with the Dean's wife.

That was classic. LOL The two of them fondling zucchinis (or was it cucumbers). Three's nothing wrong with liking MILFS anyhow...

Some MILFS dig the younger guys, too...and I am not talking 13 year olds! LOL

In some off distant land, I would go snatch me a 19-20 year old, and teach him "stuff". Shit...I KNEW I shouldn't post when high,,,,

[naturalmystic]

never mind older women you need to get a life

Elaborate on that one.

[IrieAllie]

Elaborate on that one.

yeah...please do elaborate. Being an "older woman" (35)...

Curious what you find gross. Demi Moore? Madonna? Yeah, man, we are FOUL.