I want a M.I.L.F.

[maryjanemama]

Yeah, ontariogrower, I really believe you're getting laid. I'd be willing to bet that the odds of you actually ever witnessing birth are slim to none because you would actually have to have sex in the first place.

The 18 year old blow up doll in your uncles closet DOES NOT count.

[naturalmystic]

"Hey what do you guys like better...nurse or cheerleader....."

"Hi Frank, nice doll you got there."

"Yeah thanks, she's ok."

[firsttimefarmer]

M- Moms
I- I'd
L- Like (to)
F- Fuck

I think it became a popular term in the US around the time that Demi Moore started dating Ashton Kutcher.

over her we would call a milf a "YUMMY MUMMY" same difference really.

[Fattie]

havent ready any of the posts, but i just saw the title and was like hell yeah so its worth a post.

[DrHarry]

Hey Breukelen advocaat
Is the reason you thing it is "stretched out"
You have to have enough in the first place, I'm not saying that you have a little one
because I don't know you BUT must guys say that because they don't carry a big enough stick to hit a home run.
Women lie Size makes a difference,
Mr Smoky Mcpot just think of it as your nailing future MILF's they are going to grow up and be Mom's someday to.
Enough said.

Forever Your Girl (Frankie Foncett Mix) - 1990

[siSTARindigo]

You would think that having kids would make you larger, but I had a 10 1/2 lbs baby naturally, and sex with my husband has been somewhat painful ever since. My son is now 3, I have been to the doctor, and everything down there is fine. And my hubby can't seem to get enough of it, so I am pretty sure that I have "tightened back up". Either my hubby got bigger or I got tighter.

If the girl is doin her kegels, she will tighten right back up :P

[beachguy in thongs]

I want a H.C.I.L.F.

[jacquelyne]

well obviously you sleep with big fat lazy women.I just had a baby 6 weeks ago and did pelvic floor exercises everytime i thought about them during pregnancy and after.Believe me it is as tight as it ever was even after my second baby.I had stitches even with this baby he was 6 1/2 pounds so not that big.Keep it in shape and it will stay good and look good.

If they've had kids, they are usually stretched out, and believe me, it's nothing to write home about. I'm happily married now, & we have no kids. But, if I were single, I wouldnâ??t mess around anymore with ones that have, had or want, kids. A nice, tight fit is best (not TOO tight, though).

You don't want to deal with their brats, either. If you're just looking for fun, you want someone with no responsibility or cares.

[SneakerPimp]

MILFS, I use to be addicted myself.... Ive been with a wide variety, 1 kid, 2 kids and even up to 3 kids with a couple I dated.... They are great for humping, and most of course know what they are doing very well in that department, and the big azz titties are ALWAYS great as well! But remember, MILFS are for humping and recreational use only, you cant have a future with one unless you wanna take resposibilty on of some other MAN's children...
So USE with CAUTION my brothers! Im done with them, Im getting old so Im gonna stick to chicas with no kids, less problems and less drama and MORE time to HUMP!