I want a M.I.L.F.

[TasteTheRainbow]

I don't think he's dissing MILF's, just someone wanting one maybe?

[IrieAllie]

I don't think he's dissing MILF's, just someone wanting one maybe?

Honey, I'm stoned. I couldn't BEGIN to decipher what anyone is meaning right now!!! I wanna be a MILF, dammit. I wanna be like Stiffler's mom!!!!

[TasteTheRainbow]

Girl trust me, I've seen your pics and you are an honest-to-God MILF.

[IrieAllie]

Girl trust me, I've seen your pics and you are an honest-to-God MILF.

I love you girl. You need to come here to visit, and boost my self-esteem

[maryjanemama]

I'm not sure about younger men, maybe 5 or 6 years, but anyone younger than that and I would feel kind of weird. Even in my fantasies the men are usually much older, like the Anthony Keidis ones, and he's 44. What does this have to do with anything? I have no idea but I feel like talking about Anthony Keidis and how I want to smear ripe peaches all over him and lick them off........

IA, when the hell are you moving back to PA? I sense we can cause a lot of trouble you and I....start saving for bail!!

"Shut up, Anthony!!" Christ!! You wouldn't think a rock star would turn into such a big baby just because you kidnap him and tie him up in the basement. Sheesh. Now he's yelling for help....AGAIN....I'd better go tighten the gag.

[IrieAllie]

[QUOTE=maryjanemama]IA, when the hell are you moving back to PA? I sense we can cause a lot of trouble you and I....start saving for bail!!

I LOVE the idea, MJM. Workin DAMN hard to find my man a PA job. Do you camp? LOL

[slipknotpsycho]

Yeah, but it's scary as hell for a guy to witness that big human head popping out...like how the heck is that ever going to be fun again?

Eh, but it is.

And, MJM, will you for Christ's sake go rent American Pie? It's worth it just to see Shannon Elizabeth's boobs.

tell me about it, i had the "joy" of watching my son come out.....omg there is so much blood you'd think they'd bleed to death.

[Breukelen advocaat]

tell me about it, i had the "joy" of watching my son come out.....omg there is so much blood you'd think they'd bleed to death.

I read somewhere that women do not "remember" the pain that childbirth brings - it had something to do with a chemical in their brains. I do NOT take this as fact, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were true.

Men who watch, on the other hand, have to vicariously experience this painful physical and emotional trauma without the benefit of "forgetting" the details.

I don't have kids, but if I did father one, I'd be out in the waiting room during the births like our male forefathers did. Some things are better left to the imagination.

[poorman3]

Older women are beautiful lovers, Older women are beautiful freinds!

I`ve been around some, and have discovered, Older women know how to please a man.

[slipknotpsycho]

I read somewhere that women do not "remember" the pain that childbirth brings - it had something to do with a chemical in their brains. I do NOT take this as fact, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were true.

Men who watch, on the other hand, have to vicariously experience this painful physical and emotional trauma without the benefit of "forgetting" the details.

I don't have kids, but if I did father one, I'd be out in the waiting room during the births like our male forefathers did. Some things are better left to the imagination.

according to my wife, she still remembers every bit of the pain.....but then again due to fucked up doctors that didnt' know what they were doing she was in labor for 27 hours and didn't get an epidural until close to 9 cm dialation (supposed to get it at 5 or something) that was around an extra 4 or 5 hours of excrutiating pain