one time i was partying at my buddys place and i passed out in the wee hours of the mourning some one wrote on my forehead "will suck dick for $$" and then i woke in the early afternoon after a night of partyin so i went to go hit up the convenience store for a drink and and this really short old chinese man said i looked foolish so i was like ok?and i didnt find out until i got back up to the apartment and my friends were laughing histerically...