I'll Kill My Hamster!

[yocass]

well. This aint funny so donâ??t ya dare laugh, Just another case bout the wrong path. lol anyways one night I was smokin my glass pipe on my third story balcony, leaning over and all. And.... ~sniffle~ well I killed mr pipey!!! it fell, and shattered all over.

since beebs cat doesnt want to eat the hamster, can I eat it?

yocass Reviewed by yocass on 07-12-2005. I'll Kill My Hamster! If you don't post your favorite "Stoned-Stupid" story, or something equally humiliating! Rating: 5

[supersonicchronic]

About a year ago I was being searched by the cops, and when he told me to empty my pockets I cupped over an 1/8th of some dank ass nugs and pulled my pockets out, talk about a close one. It was in Utah too, I can't imagine what those damn mormons would of done to me

[420purplehaze420]

one time i was partying at my buddys place and i passed out in the wee hours of the mourning some one wrote on my forehead "will suck dick for $$" and then i woke in the early afternoon after a night of partyin so i went to go hit up the convenience store for a drink and and this really short old chinese man said i looked foolish so i was like ok?and i didnt find out until i got back up to the apartment and my friends were laughing histerically...