what...no fiances thinking about "finding themselves" at all?

nancy grace doesnt have some wide-eyed missing 6-year old to throw in our face to let us know that sick fucks live in every part of the world?

no entertainment highlights on the new and improved "cnn:headline news"?

hasnt the new reality television series season begun?


WHY ISNT THIS IMPORTANT NEWS BEING BROADCAST AS WE SPEAK?