New to marijuana

[RedRainDrop]

hyrizzle are you retarded or something?

[Ganj]

the first time i got high was unpleasant, also. i smoke a joint of dro'. i was with two other people, my friend crystal who had to attend to her kid, and my friend, jordan who had stopped halfway on the j. they left me the other half, to myself. next thing you know i'm pointing and laughing at some trees.

it got more intense when i went inside. it was like a giant, black wheel of fortune was spinning around in my head...showing me scenes of what i was going to do...after that, i threw up from the dehydration, laid on a bed and passed the fuck out. and since then i've been getting high everyday.

[I Need Money]

the first time i got high i was hitting a bong for like a half hour and felt nothing, but then it hit like a brick. It was definately the most amazing experiance of my life.

[Nightstar]

My first time I could not stop laughing, I was totally laughing my ass off at anything.

I was 16 or 17 somewhere around there, great memories.

[llamaman666]

well..how did t go?

[LilRedDevil]

Well, first you smoke, you get a horrible high that feels liek burning acid in your lungs and throat. Then, after about 30 minuits, you start feeling nauseous, and will probably vomit. Actually it's good to vomit, because it releases deadly weed toxins. After this initial vomiting, you are immediately incapacitated and parilized, during which you feel an intense pain in your eyeballs. Of course, it makes you pass out, leaving you open to abuse by other more experienced weed smokers. Well, it also has THE WORST hangover, which will put your ass out for weeks. My final reccomendation: DONT SMOKE WEED! YOU WILL DIE AND TURN INTO JELLY! BAD! M'KAY!?

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!

I just spit beer all over my screen! Not just beer... out the nose beer...Mmmmm Nose beer!

[Cheery Cherry]

Just start out with a joint (and maybe a small hit - one or two) so you can control it somewhat.

When I first got high, it hit me after about 5-10 minutes and I felt like I was almost floating. I was walking around outside and it made me notice how sunny it actually was. I didn't get sick or anything like that. I just felt really silly. Like I had a permanent grin on my face that I just couldn't get rid of. I came down about an hour or two later. It was cool.

[koshea]

do exactly the opposite of what hydrizzle says and youll be fine, just smoke a lil, be around friends, gets ome chill tunes, some pizza, some milk (whole or 2% preferably, u ahve no idea how thick and creamey and just alla round perfect milk is high) and maybe a popsicle, a nice chill funny movie (although u prolly wont understand it) make sure the temp in the room ur chillin in is good cuz an overly hot room can kill your buzz, get some soft pillows, blankets, whatever you want, and i will be the best feeling ever

[LilRedDevil]

do exactly the opposite of what hydrizzle says and youll be fine, just smoke a lil, be around friends, gets ome chill tunes, some pizza, some milk (whole or 2% preferably, u ahve no idea how thick and creamey and just alla round perfect milk is high) and maybe a popsicle, a nice chill funny movie (although u prolly wont understand it) make sure the temp in the room ur chillin in is good cuz an overly hot room can kill your buzz, get some soft pillows, blankets, whatever you want, and i will be the best feeling ever

I wanna come over...I think I'm in love! Sounds like you really go all out when ya get stoned!

[chillstoner420]

the first time i got high, it was with my best friend and we were both 13. we bought a little more than a nic and went out into the woods to go smoke it out of his brothers bowl. we packed about 3 bowls and we smoked those shits quick! during the second one, i didnt feel much. swinging my head felt fun, and i thought that was what being "stoned" was. haha damn, was i wrong! we spent the rest of the night running around the woods, and swinging on swingsets. it was a crazy high. it felt like i was in a dream, kinda. but now, im gettin high everyday man, youll love it, dont worry.