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07-09-2005, 04:10 PM #1OPSenior Member
great joke here
A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq, and now with the Downing Street Memo and four others that prove he planned on war a year before telling the public, he's gone off the deep-end. So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
ZigZagZeppelin Reviewed by ZigZagZeppelin on . great joke here A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?" The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we Rating: 5
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07-09-2005, 05:35 PM #2Member
great joke here
lmao..
.. thats a good one
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07-09-2005, 05:36 PM #3Senior Member
great joke here
Haha, great
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07-09-2005, 08:41 PM #4Senior Member
great joke here
If only it would actually happen...
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07-09-2005, 09:53 PM #5OPSenior Member
great joke here
Originally Posted by Nick1990
a buddy of mine from UK emailed it to me.
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07-09-2005, 09:56 PM #6OPSenior Member
great joke here
hes def a good joke though (Bush)
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07-09-2005, 10:01 PM #7Senior Member
great joke here
lol funny shit
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07-09-2005, 10:02 PM #8OPSenior Member
great joke here
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07-09-2005, 10:20 PM #9Senior Member
great joke here
LOL.
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07-09-2005, 11:38 PM #10Senior Member
great joke here
Haha.Nice one Zigzagzeppelin.
Now all I gotta do is try and remember it...
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