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    #1
    Senior Member

    great joke here

    A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."

    He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

    The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq, and now with the Downing Street Memo and four others that prove he planned on war a year before telling the public, he's gone off the deep-end. So we're taking up a collection for him."

    The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

    The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
    ZigZagZeppelin Reviewed by ZigZagZeppelin on . great joke here A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?" The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we Rating: 5

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  3.     
    #2
    Member

    great joke here

    lmao.. .. thats a good one

  4.     
    #3
    Senior Member

    great joke here

    Haha, great

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    #4
    Senior Member

    great joke here

    If only it would actually happen...

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    #5
    Senior Member

    great joke here

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick1990
    lmao, thats good, u think of it?
    nah....

    a buddy of mine from UK emailed it to me.

  7.     
    #6
    Senior Member

    great joke here

    hes def a good joke though (Bush)

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    #7
    Senior Member

    great joke here

    lol funny shit

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    #8
    Senior Member

    great joke here


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    #9
    Senior Member

    great joke here

    LOL.

  11.     
    #10
    Senior Member

    great joke here

    Haha.Nice one Zigzagzeppelin.


    Now all I gotta do is try and remember it...

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