If I wasn't a fat chick I'd find this so much funnier.. I'm 5'2" 240.. but for some reason everyone guesses like 180 usually, I guess it's 'cause I'm young and my fat is hard so I still have a decent shape to me.. *shrugs*

Careful though nicholasstanko, potpimp might be a fat bastard trying to engulf your head with his anus.