BEWARE OF HEIFFERS!

[9ski9]

In the bigger picture, Ontariogrower, you likely did exactly what she wanted you to do. This woman was morbidly obese, tricked you with a cropped photo, then put herself in the most humiliating position by begging for sex. She abuses her own body and craves sexual humiliation...you weren't the first nor the last and therapy is the only thing that could possibly help her. She's responsible for her own actions.

Good story, 'Dude. Made me want to wash my own hands. Anorexic chicks give me a boner, although it's pretty politically incorrect to say so. Women with tiny boobs and near-zero body fat in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit is what I dig.

[rajking86]

Oh my god this is the best story ive read on here in a while...... bravo!

Favorite lines:
"Only in a bakery had I seen so many rolls."
& the classic
"I should have known that from the neck down she had the figure of a grizzly bear."

[rastabill89]

lol, the story was funny but kind of mean also

[professer evil]

9ski9 i think YOU need therapy u sick fuck, having fantasies about skinny bitches in school uniforms who eat dinner and then throw up all over the place,thats not healthy. id be afraid of hurting a girl that skinny,just grab the arm and they brake out in bruising

who likes a girl with no tits and fuck all body fat,i think your really into little boys in japanese schoolgirl uniforms.


ive just shat myself you fucker

[9ski9]

9ski9 i think YOU need therapy u sick fuck, having fantasies about skinny bitches in school uniforms who eat dinner and then throw up all over the place,thats not healthy. id be afraid of hurting a girl that skinny,just grab the arm and they brake out in bruising

who likes a girl with no tits and fuck all body fat,i think your really into little boys in japanese schoolgirl uniforms.

Nah, Prof, you're thinking of bulemic chicks. Anorexic chicks just never eat so they don't barf up dinner, bulemic one's do.

I grew up in a big titted family of DD women. The first girl I screwed with big titties gave me flashbacks of my mom, which was really fucked up. Skinny little no-boobed chicks for me. Call me queer, I don't care, it's substantially better than feeling like a mother fucker.

[xReLiNqUiShLoVe]

"Grandma fucker."

"Mother fucker!!"

"Yes I am."

"Ahhh!"

[ontariogrower]

hahahah oh god.......you guys are hillarious!!! haha

[Encatuse]

nicholasstanko have u learned nothing from this story???yet here u are inviting some bloke to ur appartment to smoke weed with u,and why?just because he lives in toronto.how many other people live in toronto and u just wouldnt invite any of them to ur crib,that bloke could be a cop or a faggot or a thief or murderer or whatever.or just a boring cunt with no mates and once he knows where u live he keeps showin up uninvited and unwanted

BEWARE O THE INTERNET

-laughs- You just made me realize something that I don't know why I never have. Thank you for that.

I won't comment on the story because it's not in my department of interest.