BEWARE OF HEIFFERS!

[ontariogrower]

i'm happy you enjoyed it heheh...i was pretty high when i wrote it but i still think it's pretty funny.

[BalliN]

haha this story was fuckin hilarious

" I should have known that from the neck down she had the figure of a grizzly bear."

[professer evil]

ive been tellin yous about them stinky fukin pussy juices and its usually the bigger chicks that stink and i bet that fat cunts bush was like a wild garden that hadnt been trimed in years,i could puke at the thought of your beautiful descriptions of this whale,

im suprised you didnt have to throw a few bags of flower over her to find the wet patch......howc are u honestly meant to have sex with a girl that big??theres no way there gettin on top of you and bouncing.

but thats what u get for falling in love on the internet,a bit sad if u ask me,do it the old fashioned way and go to a bar,at least u get to see the whole body.that fat cunt knew exactly what she was doin only showin her head in her pics and u got played like a cheap harmonica my friend..................

[professer evil]

the fat bitch probly had more chins than a chinese phone book

[Breukelen advocaat]

I used to have a boss that was sort of a â??wiseguyâ?� type â?? although the business was, on the surface, â??legitimateâ?�, they were involved with loansharking and gambling. The guy was in his 30â??s, and owned a racehorse (probably gave it performance-enhancing dope).

He was talking on the phone one day to a secretary, whom heâ??d never met, and asked her for a date. She accepts, and that weekend he drives out to her house and her mother answers the door. She calls to her daughter, and down comes â??the fattest person youâ??ve ever seen!â?� Well, it was too late to try to get out of it, so he figured that getting it over as quickly as possible would be best. Before they leave, the girlâ??s mother starts giving him lectures and warnings, â??Youâ??d betta bring my daughter back-a home earlyâ?�, etc.!

On the way to the movies, she makes him stop for some hot dogs at a fast-food place. Naturally, she has to eat multiple portions of almost everything they had.

The whole evening, he was nervous that heâ??d see someone he knew. He wasnâ??t shy about telling the story to make people laugh, though. The LAST thing in the world that the girlâ??s mama had to worry about was his trying to seduce her, or spend more time with her than he had to LOL.

[muncheemama]

damn, I'd love to be around when the girls start talking about you guys and your tiny members, and how you wouldnt know a gspot from a hole in the ground...you guys are pathetic.

[Satovan]

Haha yeah dude, the internet is a bad bad place to find women.

[Fattie]

I cant believe you touched it.

[clevemire]

damn, I'd love to be around when the girls start talking about you guys and your tiny members, and how you wouldnt know a gspot from a hole in the ground...you guys are pathetic.

What's even more pathetic, is that you most likely read the whole story, and you even bothered to spend the time to post a reply. Instead of just ignoring something you simply don't agree with, you'd rather label people you've never even met 'pathetic'.

The irony is delicious, indeed.

[Breukelen advocaat]

damn, I'd love to be around when the girls start talking about you guys and your tiny members, and how you wouldnt know a gspot from a hole in the ground...you guys are pathetic.

Glutton
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: overeater
Synonyms: crammer, epicure, garbage hound, gobbler, gorger, gormandizer, gourmand, greedy-gut, hefty eater, hog, pelican, pig, sensualist, stuffer