Masturbation Leads to violence, Depression, and forgetfulness. NEEDS TO BE OUTLAWED!

[XTC]

Man, Christians run out of things to bitch about, I swear. Read this Story

http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html

XTC Reviewed by XTC on 07-08-2005. Masturbation Leads to violence, Depression, and forgetfulness. NEEDS TO BE OUTLAWED! Man, Christians run out of things to bitch about, I swear. Read this Story http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html Rating: 5

[Maui Wowie]

This has to be a joke.

"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

ROFL!

[XTC]

This has to be a joke.

"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

ROFL!

You should read the rest of their website. Seriously, I have no idea it they are serious or if it's a parody website.

[EverydayJunglist]

dude that made my wake and bake session worthwhile....masterbation is more dangerous then drugs?? WTF....i must be takin some shitty ass drugs

ban all masterbation paraphenalia?.....they gun make kleenex and my hand illegal er sumthin?
I can't decipher if that is a joke or what.

And XTC,may i ask how you came across a site of this nature...not to put you on the spot or nething

[Deborah]

Man that would put the Hot Tub industry out of busness...lol Oh them Jets do work...lol

[XTC]

dude that made my wake and bake session worthwhile....masterbation is more dangerous then drugs?? WTF....i must be takin some shitty ass drugs

ban all masterbation paraphenalia?.....they gun make kleenex and my hand illegal er sumthin?
I can't decipher if that is a joke or what.

And XTC,may i ask how you came across a site of this nature...not to put you on the spot or nething

I'm a member of MySpace and I found it in political debate fourm

[jzzinator69]

LMAO! i cant believe they said "practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators" wow, this is complete bullshit. its like saying 97% of these people learned how to ride a bike. so does that mean riding a bike is the cause for rapists and all that stuff?

Its not like famous scientists who have saved millions of lives didnt start out as masturbators.

[gothicblood]

i didn't know there were people that didn't masturbate lol.

[mrdevious]

yeah, it's gotta be bullshit after reading it. they propose a movement to ban all sausages and dildo-like foods.

[F L E S H]

Guys, this is definitely a joke page... Did any of you read the other pages? The Christian Science one is hilarious