my first time. i'm a serious lightweight when it comes to weed so after 1 toke my eyes were red and glazed over. after another 7/8 tokes i staggered home and had the most amazing cerebral high. i avoided my parents completely, but then somehow remembered i needed money for the bus tomorrow. so i'm standing there asking for £10 from my dad when i'm completely fucked up. after that went to my room and listened to some music then watched scary movie. haha its a funny film when you're sober but when you're stoned and have got the giggles. next level laughter

how the fuck didn't my dad notice?