don't forget "satan" is "santa" spelled inside-out! And "God" spelled backwards is "dog"! And this is my 67th post, which is 599 posts away from 666, which is the Number of the Beast according to Iron Maiden. Iron Maiden comes from... ready?... ENGLAND! What does this all mean? Well, it's fairly obvious, but if I have to spell it out for the slower people: Aliens have taken over the Food Network, and Alton Brown wants to eat your brains.