YOU'RE DOING IT ALL ON PURPOSE! YOU KNOW IT'S JUST EATING AWAY AND OUR POT-ADLED BRAINS, YOU KNOOOW WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, YET YOU CONTINUE TO NOT TELL US BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE WANT TO KNOW!

......yeah, definitely don't drive, dude. It's dangerous to drive on what you're doing.