hahaha...i pissed on a friend once. but he wasn't on fire.
he was passed out with his head in the toilet and i was so drunk i didn't even look.
i just walked in, whipped it out.... and then..
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!? YOU PISSSSSSSED ON ME...SDFS GJLSJALGJ SJFLASKJF"
and then more drunken ranting followed until he went back to sleep with his face still hanging in the toilet....over the piss soaked seat.