How cannabis saved my life

[robert42]

I had a friend who was stabbed in camden last year for £3 and his bus pass.

Some man approached him asking him if he smoked skunk my friend said 'yes' but said he didnt have no money with him and he was on the way home, the guy then pulled out a knife and stabbed him in his leg and took his wallet which had £3 in and took his buspass. He was ok it was a minor wound.

Some people get desperate up there, lots of prozzy's! £10 gets you allot, make sure you wear 4 condoms tho DIRTY'NESS!

Few yrs ago sum nutter went round stabbin ppl with used syringes.

[Dick Justice]

Several years ago I moved to the United States, turns out that decision saved me from being in that Underground car, wowee, thanks fate!

[koshea]

cannabis did save my uncles life, he worked on the 37th floor of the WTC (not sure which tower) but instead of goin to work that day he faked sick and went to smoke weed and fish all day long, conicidentally he didnt have work for a while

[MysmokeyChaimber]

that's nothing my friend was once stabbed outside the gas station for one dollar and some change and a bag of dorito's, some mexian stabbed him right in the back

[Lily420]

How the attack on london effected me: My bud was late

[Toking with Jesus]

Cannabis saved your life?
That is indeed THE most amazing story I have ever heard! The story of how cannbis saved your life explodes with a surge of passion, undying love for mother Marijuana, and uncorruptable loyalty! Utter stroke of genius!
What exalted devotion you have for the affectionate cannabis of life.
Rather the contrary...what exalted magnificence cannabis has for you...enough to save your life!!!! As your life is Utopia...you are a prophet..your life is very important..for it changes the world for the better good! Rather on the contrary! Nevertheless....fine work!
I am telling my local church priest about this story as soon as he finishes molesting my brother in the confession room.
Perhaps I've had a sinful thought today...something pertaining to jack rabbits and peeled bananas so to speak...bah gentlemen!
Smoke on...
it's gonna save your life
it's gonna make you a better person
it's gonna keep you very active, destroy all laziness, and help your lungs stay pure!
Pardon me...but I am stoned at the moment

[hatlawer]

ive been crying for three minutes with my best friend over what you just said. that is THE FUNNIEST EVER ! tokin with jesus! you fucking rok. oar man i got a stitch.

[hatlawer]

These guys... oar. im almost speachless. What are these DELUDANOIDS thinking?!!!!!! if what they said was true it wasnt just weed that saved their life it would have to also have been>stupididty,laziness,the work of satan, the power of carma, luck, chance, fate, the work of god, the wallstreet crash, jj from goodtimes, riki lake, oprah, the da vinci philosiphies, the invention of the wheel, global warming, Help from the lead singer of duran duran and just about everything else fucking EVER! IDIOTS!!!
OK! wait. hold on. take the toast out of your shoes for a minute. Im SORRY. youre not idiots i take that back.
YOUR DELUDANOIDS!!!!
Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Thats RIGHT! Thats RIGHT BITCH ! DELUDANOIDS!

[motahead]

dude..I think your signature is a misquote.

It should be I'm Rick james bitch, ENJOY yourself. Not ignore yourself. FYI.

[hatlawer]

Have you seen Chappelles show?
dave chappelle?
its from a sketch: Charlie Murphys True Hollywood Stories
Chappelle was playing a younger rick james in a night club. and thats what he said to the girl on the left of him. thats all i know. is it from a rick james song?
on a completly different note
Wang chung are great! Remember them? EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT! everybody wang chung!