Some times people phone my house and ask to book an appointment for the hairdresser. Now this would be perfectly normal if only my house was actually a hairdressers. So anyways I got a call the other day when I was fairly bricked so I decided to book them in for a 4 O'clock appointment. Bet their gonna be pissed off when they go to get a hair cut and find out they never even booked one in.

Actually thats a pretty crap story...