Fucking Chinese/Japanese Woman (non-racist)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

YESSSS Bloke (Great name haha) you have given me a great idea, i've been doing German at school for 5 years, and i'll do that tomorrow, you've made my day mate, you really have (even though i have stuff to do tomorrow, like drink with mates and chill)

[Mirno Sctlnd]

Some times people phone my house and ask to book an appointment for the hairdresser. Now this would be perfectly normal if only my house was actually a hairdressers. So anyways I got a call the other day when I was fairly bricked so I decided to book them in for a 4 O'clock appointment. Bet their gonna be pissed off when they go to get a hair cut and find out they never even booked one in.

Actually thats a pretty crap story...

[somebody someone]

YOUR AVATAR IS OVER RATED

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

That isn't a crap story, that'll be funny when it happens, if they get the address wrong too and go to your house, if so i suggest you cut their hair, and just say "well if you didn't want bald patches, you shouldn't have come to me" then bitch slap them and send 'em packin'

[jadeius]

hahaHAAA

[jacquelyne]

LOL i did telemarketing for a few months what a fucking horrible job it was.You have to lie and crap and tell them there getting stuff for free when actually its not true.It wasnt for me i couldnt sell much i felt a bit bad having that job u gotta be a real good scammer with the gift of the gab.What i hate more is when people knock at the door with religious propaganda trying to convince u about crap.These days i be rude to telemarketers and mormons or whoever bothers me lol.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Never had religious people come to my house, never seen any wandering around before either (like Jehova's Witnesses)

[rhinoblanco]

shit..it seems like jehovas witness comes around my neighborhood like once a month and they bring the whole family and wear their suits and shit, and theres not even a lot of black people where i live at all. and then i get the other douche bags who try and give away bibles or some shit for some other religion that they want me to convert to

[Fengzi]

We don't get the jehovas out here much but we get a lot of mormons coming to the door. Fuckin with them can be a lot of fun though so I don't mind too much

[hatlawer]

as long as youre happy 3 sheets!!!
I fucking HATE telemarketing cunts who cant speak english!
i mean the only thing you have to do is talk...and you cant!!! so shut up you telemarketing foreign stupid ass cunt-face piece of shit!
phew!
been needing to get that out for years... thanks 3 sheets to the wind!

i cant wait till a telemarketer calls, and i'll give them heaps of shit and waste their time.