i had an absolutely TERRIFYING experience with getting a cat stoned. i hate cats anyway...but one day i decided to get my mom's cat high. i gave the fucker about 3 mouthfuls of smoke. when i blew it in his face, i cupped my hands around his head so the smoke would not escape and the cat would get the fullest effect possible. anyhow, about 5-10 minutes after it's last inhalation of the smoke....this fucker goes NUTS! i tried to pet the son of a bitch, and the paranoid little shit jumped about 2ft off the ground and started running all over the fucking place. when he calmed down a bit..i tried picking him up. BIG MISTAKE!!! the cat climbed from my arms, over my shoulder, and dug it's claws as deep as possible right into my back and hung there. i was wiggin out because this was causing intense pain and i couldn't reach the mother fucker to pull him off. my only option was to take a flying leap backwards into the wall and smash the bastard to get him to let go. after being sandwiched between me and the wall, he released and took off. in my opinion, if you get a cat stoned, you are asking for it. they are NOT very tame at all when stoned....at least not in my experience.
w4terb0ng Reviewed by w4terb0ng on . Stoned Cat! ELVIS I have a cat. its middle-aged and it has arthritis so its in a bit of discomfort all the time. can i get it stoned? can it die or O.D.? I would really like anyone who reads his to lemme know if its safe and how much/how etc. Is it bad for pets? does anyone know how it affects cats? do you give it to your pet? Heres a pic of him... ELVIS PUSSLEY (he's lost weight since the photo...) :p Thanks everyone! :) Rating: 5